Tall, short, whatever—we're all screwed

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can’t reach the top shelf without a footstool, I can’t reach the bottom shelf without excruciating pain.

  We are not the same.

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  • SkyJuice@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah I work at an Amazon delivery station, I feel for the super tall dudes who decide to work there and they have to bend down 200 times a day to put a package in a bag

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  • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why every factory maintenance crew I have ever seen has like 3 tall guys and 3 short guys with no one in-between.

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• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  People of average height:

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• shroomad@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don't get it, why cant really tall people see shit?

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  • octoperson@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s cloudy up there

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  • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’re too tall for the bottom shelf.

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  • NPC@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For example, when I’m cooking, I have to stand back quite far just to be able to see under the range hood. Or how there’s almost no public bathroom where I can see my face in the mirror. You’d be surprised how often we have to bend down just to see stuff

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  • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Further away from things and have to bend over to see stuff.

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• elbucho@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I really want to hear more about muffin encryption.

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  • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a secret. I can’t tell you.

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    • Jesus_666@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You already violated confidentiality by announcing that every muffin is now encrypted and now you try to keep mum about how it happened. Do you know what that makes you?

      A tease.

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  People who need glasses

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• moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  the meme works for shortsightedness and farsightedness as well

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  • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    as well as being blind and constipated

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Also for nosightedness

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• kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can’t see shit because I have shit eyesight

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  • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fair enough.

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