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Tall, short, whatever—we're all screwed

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You can’t reach the top shelf without a footstool, I can’t reach the bottom shelf without excruciating pain.

    We are not the same.

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    • SkyJuice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah I work at an Amazon delivery station, I feel for the super tall dudes who decide to work there and they have to bend down 200 times a day to put a package in a bag

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    • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Why every factory maintenance crew I have ever seen has like 3 tall guys and 3 short guys with no one in-between.

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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    People of average height:

    Image

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  • shroomad@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don't get it, why cant really tall people see shit?

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    • octoperson@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s cloudy up there

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    • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They’re too tall for the bottom shelf.

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    • NPC@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      For example, when I’m cooking, I have to stand back quite far just to be able to see under the range hood. Or how there’s almost no public bathroom where I can see my face in the mirror. You’d be surprised how often we have to bend down just to see stuff

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    • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Further away from things and have to bend over to see stuff.

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  • elbucho@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I really want to hear more about muffin encryption.

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    • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s a secret. I can’t tell you.

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      • Jesus_666@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You already violated confidentiality by announcing that every muffin is now encrypted and now you try to keep mum about how it happened. Do you know what that makes you?

        A tease.

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  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    People who need glasses

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  • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    the meme works for shortsightedness and farsightedness as well

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    • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      as well as being blind and constipated

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Also for nosightedness

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  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I can’t see shit because I have shit eyesight

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    • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fair enough.

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