Pokémon scalpers

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• CaptPretentious@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fucking christ, I was hoping this was a joke. Nope, fucking scalped soup on eBay. I hope scalpers stub the same toe every morning. Scalping is not a job, scalping is not part of the process, scalping just makes everything worse for everyone.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Landlordism is scalping houses.

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    • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This is the best take I’ve seen in a while, and I plan to quote it often.

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  • veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They have entire subs with videos showing these grown-ass losers get into fights trying to grab Pokemon packs as soon as they drop at Costco.

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  • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    (including real estate scalpers)

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• PhenomenalPancake@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Which chicken-based Pokemon is the soup made from? ಠ_ಠ

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  • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Does Frozen contain bits of Anna and Elsa simmered in a broth made from a melted Olaf? (͡o‿O͡)

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    • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nah it’s just Sven meat.

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    • vrek@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I hope so, I paid a premium for it and want the real experience!

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Gotts catch all the minestrone I guess.

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ve always remembered a joke Craig Kilborn told on the first version of The Daily Show on a story somehow involving Andy Warhol’s famous Campbell’s Soup Cans paintings:

  Warhol’s Campbell’s Soup Cans were a brilliant parody of art, in the same way that Campbell’s Soup is a brilliant parody of food.

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