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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That totally happened, chat

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No no. I can totally believe this happened. I’ve sent women similiar messages when I was younger.

    See, it doesn’t matter how much you like a woman, or how funny you are, or how respectful you are, or how big your dick is.

    What matters most is that you own it. If you fall on your face, own it. You MEANT to do that. Doesn’t bother you. In fact, do it again. Harder. Break your nose. Start bleeding. Then own it again. That’s what matters. Confidence. The illusion that you know what you’re doing at all times, are comfortable in your own skin.

    Oh, and also be tall. That’s the most important thing.

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    • Darkmuch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pissing my pants? It’s called marking your territory fool!

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    • NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Decent dating advice? In MY doom scrolling, nude browsing, and politics reading app? The world is really falling apart

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• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  is this rizz?

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tits

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ritz

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• dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My mom’s name was Tina, and she would have found this absolutely hilarious

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  • VonReposti@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My mom’s name is also Tina. She would have been absolutely petrified. I can confirm that it is not something beholden to the name.

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• cybernihongo@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Guy who likes my tits”

  Damn she even made him into a contact

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• nawa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Basically a Bob’s Burgers episode

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  • python@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s crazy we haven’t gotten a “Bob’s burgers but it’s 20 years later where are they now” type spinoff yet

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    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Because bob is just archer after retirement and therapy. He met Linda undercover and that was it.

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• BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  All I can think about when someone mentions the name Tina is a rap song - cocktales (not a typo) think by too short? He rhymes “Tina” with "Sperm cleana’ ". The name is ruined forever.

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• Fontasia@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  iknkwwhatimaboutson.gif

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