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• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I absolutely fucking love that this guy became the CEO of Sex. Emphasis on fucking love.

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• subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When did Spiderman’s friend become the ceiling of sex?

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When he was promoted from CFO

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    • subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thank you,that was just the information I was looking for.

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  • otter@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    2019

    knowyourmeme.com/…/whats-with-the-jacob-batalon-c…

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  will this update be available to all, or only newer models?

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  • errer@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Planned obsolescence; my ballsack is so old I’m stuck with one testicle forever

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      maybe if you appeal personally they’ll give you a few extra just for funzies

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    • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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• LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Damn crazy, this is like only a week after they released 4th hole. CEO of sex is hitting it hard.

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I hear sex is heading for an IPO

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• Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can he finally remove the insane level of lockdown to grant root access to change different parameters in the brain?
  Like even just changing processing priority or dopamine generation from it?
  Just changing basic settings? Why the hell do the settings have to be so locked down? Security issues?

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• DisgruntledGorillaGang@reddthat.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The fuck does that sentence even mean?

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• garbage_world@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Who is that guy? I mean IRL. I’ve seen many memes with him (?) as the CEO of sex.

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  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s Hugh G. Rection. He used to be Senior Vice President of Cunnilingus at Sex. That is maybe where you know him from.

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  • Hasherm0n@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    www.imdb.com/name/nm8188622/

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      that’s just his day job

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• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  For a .99 dlc, it’ll make the “chk-chuck” sound when you reload

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• rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Remember, swapping to your secondary cock is always faster than reloading

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    i wish they’d told me this during the war

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s nice, Mr. CEO, but is it still gonna be quicker to switch to a sidearm? There are a lot of balance implications to this change

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• 98vesselsreptile@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I don’t get it

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  • UntimedDiffusion@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Can you read? The CEO of sex is dropping a third testicle for quicker reload

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    • NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Been waiting for this to drop for a long time

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  • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s not really something to get.

    knowyourmeme.com/…/whats-with-the-jacob-batalon-c…

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• popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thanks CEO of Sex!

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