Whore

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I would never trade my virtue for mere pasta.

  There’d better be some fuckin’ garlic bread or focaccia on the table, too!

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• MantisToboggon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Your mom is weird.

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• zerobot@lemmy.wtf ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  the most ancient profession in italy

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh, I’m not in /c/dadjokes

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Who?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      c
      c/dad
      !c/dadjokes
      i’m not sure if any of those are actual links but i don’t care

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• Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pasta is love so it was a fair exchange.

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• uuj8za@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Penne pasta

  laughs in Spanish

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  • nymnympseudonym@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I picked up a pastatute in my cah in Boston

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    laughs in cavatappi

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  my cat doesn’t exchange sex, she exchanges pets and cuddles for treats and we call her a treatstitute when she’s getting really beggy.

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My 3 monsters are just plain whores. They lay on your lap so they are higher to the table, so they can steal our food from it. Cheese platter? Impossible. They are trash cans, as they collect trash from neighbors and eat the leftovers back in my garden. They are drama queens, complete terror, evil geniuses, whiny bitches, cute AF and my 3 little babies.

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Even worse, she is a…dad.

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  • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    pasdadution

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• Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I hustle my skills at recovering furniture. I’m an upholstwhore.

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  To a Pastafari this is a religious act. Our heaven is filled with beer and pastatutes. Our hell too, but the beer is past it’s expiration date and the pastatutes have STD’s.

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjzCk8KSuCs

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    11/10

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