So I can hope a vet shoots him in the face?
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tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 months ago
john_lemmy@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Do vetenarians even own guns?
emotional_soup_88@programming.dev 2 months ago
Can you ever truly own a gun?
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Most vets I know have access to guns. Or at least tranq guns.
SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space 2 months ago
staple gun maybe
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Don’t threaten me with a light prison sentence
echodot@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Well you’ve left the world with a biohazard problem they now need to clean up. If he’s cremated it’s going to turn the air orange
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 months ago
Well I declare it’s double illegal to pray for his recovery.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No take-backs!
guy@piefed.social 2 months ago
Trumps in a hospital? 😀
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 2 months ago
What did I missed?
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
The Orange Jackass may or may not be in the hospital for some McReason.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I don’t mind doing some little illegal things every now and again.
HocEnimVeni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s ok every once in a while, as a treat!
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
I have no hope and do not pray - but I can imagine.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 months ago
- president of the USA
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I’ve heard that maga prayers on his behalf are forming protection around him, making him stronger every time witches try to cast spells on him to hasten his demise.
KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 2 months ago
It didn’t mention brain implosion. Or pre-frontal lobe exploding. Or shitting so hard he buries himself in turds and suffocates from yesterdays KFC gorging.
What about those things? Are those okay?
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
Those are okay.
KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 1 month ago
Whew. So now he’s back to just “asshole”.
Encephalotrocity@feddit.online 2 months ago
Laughs in Canadian eh.
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Can gelatin contain one random peanut?
What funny ways to go are there in the hospital setting?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Any chance of getting that lone peanut into his IV bag?
db2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The unfortunate part is that it won’t be particularly funny when he shits himself during because he does that live on camera already and nobody does anything.
ZombieChicken@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Drunk/stoned nurse confuses him with a diabetic patient and ODs him on insulin?
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
That’s why I hope for vegetative State, stick in a coma conscious but not able to speak or say anything, just listen while everybody around him saying they hope he goes quickly, because they never really cared about him anyway.
But not fatal
Ariselas@piefed.ca 2 months ago
perhaps an extremely painful vegetative state, maybe one that lasts decades
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
He touches a gympie-gympie plant after being told not to? (See: staring at the sun)
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 months ago
yeah but if that happens they might hook him up to machines that keep him alive forever thus making the god emperor memes true
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Put him on his golden throne, LOL
Grimy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Best would be locked in syndrome but we can also pay to insult him and kind of spit on his limp face.
stringere@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Locked in syndrome wouldbe such a fantastic torture for a malignant narcissist.