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• guy@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Trumps in a hospital? 😀

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• Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s why I hope for vegetative State, stick in a coma conscious but not able to speak or say anything, just listen while everybody around him saying they hope he goes quickly, because they never really cared about him anyway.

  But not fatal

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  • stringere@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Locked in syndrome wouldbe such a fantastic torture for a malignant narcissist.

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  • Ariselas@piefed.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    perhaps an extremely painful vegetative state, maybe one that lasts decades

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    • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He touches a gympie-gympie plant after being told not to? (See: staring at the sun)

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  • RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    yeah but if that happens they might hook him up to machines that keep him alive forever thus making the god emperor memes true

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    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Put him on his golden throne, LOL

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  • Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Best would be locked in syndrome but we can also pay to insult him and kind of spit on his limp face.

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• tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So I can hope a vet shoots him in the face?

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  • john_lemmy@lemmy.ml ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Do vetenarians even own guns?

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    • emotional_soup_88@programming.dev ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Can you ever truly own a gun?

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    • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Most vets I know have access to guns. Or at least tranq guns.

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    • SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      staple gun maybe

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t threaten me with a light prison sentence

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    • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well you’ve left the world with a biohazard problem they now need to clean up. If he’s cremated it’s going to turn the air orange

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• Tonava@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  If he’s rotting, it means I got him! Oh, I wish… One upping-etsy witches would be glorious lmao

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have no hope and do not pray - but I can imagine.

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• FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What did I missed?

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The Orange Jackass may or may not be in the hospital for some McReason.

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well I declare it’s double illegal to pray for his recovery.

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No take-backs!

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• Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t mind doing some little illegal things every now and again.

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  • HocEnimVeni@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s ok every once in a while, as a treat!

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• PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  • president of the USA

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• Encephalotrocity@feddit.online ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Laughs in Canadian eh.

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can gelatin contain one random peanut?

  What funny ways to go are there in the hospital setting?

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Any chance of getting that lone peanut into his IV bag?

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The unfortunate part is that it won’t be particularly funny when he shits himself during because he does that live on camera already and nobody does anything.

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  • ZombieChicken@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Drunk/stoned nurse confuses him with a diabetic patient and ODs him on insulin?

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