So I can hope a vet shoots him in the face?
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tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
john_lemmy@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Do vetenarians even own guns?
emotional_soup_88@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
Can you ever truly own a gun?
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Most vets I know have access to guns. Or at least tranq guns.
SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space 5 weeks ago
staple gun maybe
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Don’t threaten me with a light prison sentence
echodot@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
Well you’ve left the world with a biohazard problem they now need to clean up. If he’s cremated it’s going to turn the air orange
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 5 weeks ago
Well I declare it’s double illegal to pray for his recovery.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
No take-backs!
guy@piefed.social 5 weeks ago
Trumps in a hospital? 😀
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
What did I missed?
Etterra@discuss.online 5 weeks ago
The Orange Jackass may or may not be in the hospital for some McReason.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
I don’t mind doing some little illegal things every now and again.
HocEnimVeni@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It’s ok every once in a while, as a treat!
Etterra@discuss.online 5 weeks ago
I have no hope and do not pray - but I can imagine.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
- president of the USA
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
I’ve heard that maga prayers on his behalf are forming protection around him, making him stronger every time witches try to cast spells on him to hasten his demise.
KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 5 weeks ago
It didn’t mention brain implosion. Or pre-frontal lobe exploding. Or shitting so hard he buries himself in turds and suffocates from yesterdays KFC gorging.
What about those things? Are those okay?
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 weeks ago
Those are okay.
KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Whew. So now he’s back to just “asshole”.
Encephalotrocity@feddit.online 5 weeks ago
Laughs in Canadian eh.
altphoto@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Can gelatin contain one random peanut?
What funny ways to go are there in the hospital setting?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Any chance of getting that lone peanut into his IV bag?
db2@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The unfortunate part is that it won’t be particularly funny when he shits himself during because he does that live on camera already and nobody does anything.
ZombieChicken@reddthat.com 5 weeks ago
Drunk/stoned nurse confuses him with a diabetic patient and ODs him on insulin?
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
That’s why I hope for vegetative State, stick in a coma conscious but not able to speak or say anything, just listen while everybody around him saying they hope he goes quickly, because they never really cared about him anyway.
But not fatal
Ariselas@piefed.ca 5 weeks ago
perhaps an extremely painful vegetative state, maybe one that lasts decades
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
He touches a gympie-gympie plant after being told not to? (See: staring at the sun)
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 5 weeks ago
yeah but if that happens they might hook him up to machines that keep him alive forever thus making the god emperor memes true
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Put him on his golden throne, LOL
Grimy@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Best would be locked in syndrome but we can also pay to insult him and kind of spit on his limp face.
stringere@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Locked in syndrome wouldbe such a fantastic torture for a malignant narcissist.