So I can hope a vet shoots him in the face?
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tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 1 month ago
john_lemmy@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Do vetenarians even own guns?
emotional_soup_88@programming.dev 1 month ago
Can you ever truly own a gun?
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Most vets I know have access to guns. Or at least tranq guns.
SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space 1 month ago
staple gun maybe
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Don’t threaten me with a light prison sentence
echodot@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Well you’ve left the world with a biohazard problem they now need to clean up. If he’s cremated it’s going to turn the air orange
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 1 month ago
Well I declare it’s double illegal to pray for his recovery.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No take-backs!
guy@piefed.social 1 month ago
Trumps in a hospital? 😀
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 1 month ago
What did I missed?
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
The Orange Jackass may or may not be in the hospital for some McReason.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I don’t mind doing some little illegal things every now and again.
HocEnimVeni@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s ok every once in a while, as a treat!
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
I have no hope and do not pray - but I can imagine.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 month ago
- president of the USA
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I’ve heard that maga prayers on his behalf are forming protection around him, making him stronger every time witches try to cast spells on him to hasten his demise.
KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 1 month ago
It didn’t mention brain implosion. Or pre-frontal lobe exploding. Or shitting so hard he buries himself in turds and suffocates from yesterdays KFC gorging.
What about those things? Are those okay?
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
Those are okay.
KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 5 weeks ago
Whew. So now he’s back to just “asshole”.
Encephalotrocity@feddit.online 1 month ago
Laughs in Canadian eh.
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Can gelatin contain one random peanut?
What funny ways to go are there in the hospital setting?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Any chance of getting that lone peanut into his IV bag?
db2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The unfortunate part is that it won’t be particularly funny when he shits himself during because he does that live on camera already and nobody does anything.
ZombieChicken@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Drunk/stoned nurse confuses him with a diabetic patient and ODs him on insulin?
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
That’s why I hope for vegetative State, stick in a coma conscious but not able to speak or say anything, just listen while everybody around him saying they hope he goes quickly, because they never really cared about him anyway.
But not fatal
Ariselas@piefed.ca 1 month ago
perhaps an extremely painful vegetative state, maybe one that lasts decades
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
He touches a gympie-gympie plant after being told not to? (See: staring at the sun)
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 1 month ago
yeah but if that happens they might hook him up to machines that keep him alive forever thus making the god emperor memes true
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Put him on his golden throne, LOL
Grimy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Best would be locked in syndrome but we can also pay to insult him and kind of spit on his limp face.
stringere@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Locked in syndrome wouldbe such a fantastic torture for a malignant narcissist.