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Small victories.

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Submitted ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨minute⁩ ago

    Don’t forget to clean ur hands BEFORE you pee

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  • thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Face touching sucks, but penis is worse

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Can’t touch your penis after cooking, if you continue to hold it while cooking.

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      • thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Allow me to stir the soup!

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    • 4grams@awful.systems ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Reapers man, let’s just say I wash extremely well these days after cutting them up.

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      • thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yikes. Rubber gloves help lol

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Words to live by.

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  • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    An old joke, possibly originating from somewhere in the basement of a DuPont facility:

    How can you tell a chemist apart from an engineer?

    …

    The chemist washes his hands before he takes a leak.

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  • DarthPub@retrofed.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My god, you are truly a god amongst men.

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not me. I ate a jalapeno today that was the hottest fucker in the bunch. Forgot to wash my hands. Both my mouth and eyes were on fire. Worth it.

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    • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I like to jam my fingers up my nose after. Really clears the sinuses.

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      • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Almost intense as a neti pot

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I just picked up more nitrile gloves for chopping jalepenos because I forgot once.

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    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I should probably do that. Feels like you can scrub your fingers pretty decently after cutting peppers, and there’s still a bit of residual burn when you touch sensitive areas. Maybe it depends on the spice level of the pepper, but I don’t generally go above habs for eating raw, so it’s not like I’m chopping reapers or even ghosts.

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      • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s the oils that stick to the skin, gets in the pores and is difficult to scrub out.

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve eaten nearly exclusively spicy food for many years and have only been eye spiced once. I generally don’t even wash my hands after, and often touch my face and eyes while cooking because of my hair. It almost feels like a fairy tale to me, the idea of getting eye spiced. Like, are people irritating their eyes with peppers spicier than serrano, arbol, and pequin peppers?

    But I would like some advice for an ongoing issue, I still can’t figure out how to prevent my home from filling with painfully spicy air when I stir fry. Any advice on that front?

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You and I are on two different ends of this spectrum cause I also eat almost exclusively spicy food, but never get bothered by anything airborne. Anything I handle something fresh my fingies are all up inside those guts, but a lot of what I deal with is dried so that’s really only jalapenos and serrano.

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      • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s hilarious! I usually eat the seeds or gut the peppers halfhazardly with a couple of knife sweeps through the flesh. I guess my hands only get a small coating by comparison.

        But what are you cooking on? I’m usually on a cast iron with olive/canola oil on medium to medium high

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    • Uebercomplicated@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I have the same issue. Fried some tofu a few days ago with a ghost pepper coating, and wow – I had the evacuate the kitchen for half an hour!

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  • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pro tip: wear gloves while cutting them, at least on the hand used to handle the chilies.

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    • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Also pro tip: don’t touch your gf all over when she just got home and greets you while cutting peppers, because she screamed so loud in agony when I touched her clit. It was truly horrible and I still feel shit about it, even though we broke up years ago for other reasons.

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      • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Also: don’t rub your eyes when something itches you…

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  • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Life Pro Tip: If they’re too spicy, you can soak the cut pieces in water to reduce the heat.

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  • idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Congratulations! I hope sometime I will have a similar perfect day!

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  • wizblizz@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No mouth stuff or you’re gonna have a bad time.

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Actually some of it must’ve gotten in the corner of my nail and cuticle cause I just wrestled with an eye booger and had an unpleasant 30-ish seconds.

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