So I was doing this chick one time, right…

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Um, there’s a mollusk, see…And he walks up to a sea, well he doesn’t walk up, he swims up. Well, actually the mollusk isn’t moving. He’s in one place and then the sea cucumber, well they… I mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that I… There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally, they don’t talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber…

  With fronds like these, who needs anemones?

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  • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Curse of parenting a kid that loves Finding Nemo: I identified that dialog by the time I hit the first ellipses.

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• Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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  • Maxxus@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thank you. I saved this years ago and didn’t know the source. I’m going to swap this in.

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  • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    there we go, thank you

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• 1984@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They are as good at talking as they are poor at listening. :)

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• huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think the best way to tell the story is by starting at the end, briefly, then going back to the beginning, and then periodically returning to the end, maybe giving different characters’ perspectives throughout. Just to give it a bit of dynamism, otherwise it’s just sort of a linear story.

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• BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wait… You guys make it to the end of the story?

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Have I just been diagnosed?

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• oracle_of_vp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  😂 that‘s me

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Starts talking

  30 minutes later “Ah shit… I forgot where this was going.”

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• CombatWombat@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If it’s any consolation, most of my favorite facts I’ve learned about my closest friends have been because they lost the plot while telling a story.

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• sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This could have been a straight line with the same nodes and edges

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  • chortle_tortle@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think that’s kinda the point.

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    • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Then it should have been called ADHD storytelling and illustrating.

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• synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I know someone like that, but honestly I always loved it listening to their stories.

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• akakevbot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I felt the apologize tile in my soul.

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  • Mister_Hangman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hi is this the group where we all hold hands and cry about how fucking on the nose this is?

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• Teppa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ADHD has become the new “I’m so random” for 13 year old girls.

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• Professorozone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tamara?

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• Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  With age this improves: I can now come back to were I left the story after I went down on a tangent, even after going down tangents of the tangent.

  (Well, usually).

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• KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s the Kingdom Hearts series storyboard.

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• kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can tell this is true because even your meme has a lot of reading

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• Linken@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Honestly I feel like half my time in therapy is just talking to her about whatever.

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• lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I spent like 3 hours doing this to explain the Gundam UC timeline to somebody once. Except for the apologizing part. Why would I apologize for that? It was glorious.

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• dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I thought this might be a post on !autismmemes@lemmy.zip or !adhdmemes@lemmy.world

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• Phoenix3875@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Classical RPG story telling.

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