I need support sometimes

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• dellhiver@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ideal time to add: “Until we meat again”

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• erie09@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  One time use support animals

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• DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Hey guys this is my emotional support cat!” 💀

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• Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Condoms are for fucking pussies.

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  • tauonite@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fucking asshole

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    • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hmmm, good point

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• Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Bold coming from a skeleton, an race w/ famously MEALTESS bodies

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    marrow is meat.

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    • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There’s no marrow in the skull, but there is fatty tissue in there just taking up space.

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    • Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      BRB need to ask a priest if skeletor has marrow like would a loving god permit this???

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  • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    MEALTESS

    Yes you said that.

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    • Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh sure take the skeletons side

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• Zagorath@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  nathan_fillion_castle.gif

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve heard of fractional executives, and fractional ownership of some things, I guess being a fractional support animal makes sense too.

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• JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How the heck are we supposed to get permission to b̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶u̶s̶ ̶ eat comforting meat everywhere we go?

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You don’t seek permission, you seek acceptance.

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Whole world is my emotional support animal. I am ravenous.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    it is one of my life goals, and probably my greatest life goal given the scope of it, to eat one of everything and thus rise to the top of the food chain.

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• doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I like my cows in the form of jerky.

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  For some people, their burger is the closest thing they’ll get to an emotional support animal.

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