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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Dr. Pepper would never do this. Dr. Pepper doesn’t believe in guerilla advertising. Drink Dr. Pepper.

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah!

    You ever take a sip of something and immediately question why you’d drink anything else?

    Yeah. That’s Dr Pepper.

    23 flavors. Zero explanation. Just vibes.

    It’s not cola. It’s not root beer. It’s that mysterious, slightly rebellious friend who shows up uninvited and somehow becomes the highlight of the night.

    Ice cold. Crisp. A little spicy. A little sweet. A whole personality in a can.

    Whether you’re kicking back after a long shift, crushing trivia night, or just pretending to be productive—Dr Pepper gets it.

    Go ahead. Crack one open.

    Trust me… your taste buds deserve better than “just okay."

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    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Dr. Pepper has more caffeine than coke, pepsi, coffee or tea.

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  • Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The only reason Dr Pepper doesn’t need to advertise is drink enough and you get addicted. Harder to quit then cigarettes and I should know going on 10 years smoke free. But can’t give up the Dr Pepper.

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  • CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    As a fellow Dr. Pepper® head and conpletely alive human, wouldn’t you agree that Diet Dr. Pepper® offers less calories but with that same great Dr. Pepper® taste?

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    • ShankShill@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No. But Dr Pepper® Zero Sugar does!

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Reppep Rd Knird

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  • W3dd1e@lemmy.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can trust Dr. Pepper. After all, Dr. Pepper is a doctor. Drink Dr. Pepper.

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• Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Lemmy just doesn’t get satire, does it?

  This is top quality shitposting.

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  • CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I don’t know why, but I find the “DrinkCocaCola@programming.dev” username to be one of the funniest parts.

    It’d be hilarious to spin this off with instance tailored versions like a DrinkCocaCola@hexbear.net that comes in with death threats toward Pepsi drinkers followed by brigading from DrinkDietCoke and DrinkSprite who post nonsensical memes in support.

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  • endless_nameless@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Man, remember when Lemmy’s culture wasn’t a mirror image of Reddit? Those were the days. I miss that.

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    • CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Reddit and lemmy are a mirror image of the internet not of themselves or each other.

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    • stray@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      BEANS

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I can’t stand satire.

    It assumes everyone is able to understand it and I find that insulting to people who can’t.

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    • Melonpoly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      People are allowed to be insulted ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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• DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I got an ad on this post:

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  • vodka@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image Goddamit there’s even an ad in the comments!

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    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

      Hell, now they’re infecting the replies too!

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• cheers_queers@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  i think i just pulled something from laughing too hard. gg 

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• techt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Happy April 1st!

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  • WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    For half the world this would have been way too late.

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    • 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yes, but the other half… Image

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• imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You don’t have a network-wide ad block?

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• dotCody@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What the flying duck.

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