Impress Me

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• cowfodder@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  One of the best parts of receiving a present is getting to unwrap it.

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  • andybytes@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    More importantly delayed gratification

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    • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Edging?

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• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We ain’t all Roman statues with great personalities, my dude. Some of us gotta rely on aesthetics

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  • TheGoldenV@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And the dark…

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    • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And a bag on my head. Or one of these

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  • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Six pack abs are also aesthetics, tbf.

    But as someone who keeps chasing abs to make up for his personality - I feel ya, bro

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• Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Luckily I grew up to be somebody who mostly spends his money feeding his horrid horrid ADHD. Audiobooks and video games mostly. Especially since I sent my Plex server up that has saved for me a lot of money.

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    • Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Can’t argue against that spending. I’d do the same if i wouldn’t have gotten too comfortable with piracy back in teenage years.

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I also don’t understand why women always look angry at me when they wear a bikini. I’m such a gentlemen that I only look at the covered areas.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Excuse me, would you mind squishing your boobs down? I’m trying to read the text on your shirt and those huge bozangas are getting in the way.”

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    • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Please stop staring in my eyes with your boobs

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  • python@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As a woman, I can tell you it’s because it’s unfair. You should be wearing a bikini too to make it fair 👍

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    • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I always wear a mankini.

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• calisti@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Facebook boomer sharepic template?

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  • Maxxus@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah. And?

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    • Tja@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Kinda cringe

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• cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t understand why this image has random capitalization

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  • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or the need for the “you’re supposed to cry with laughter, why are you not crying with laughter” style emojis. Two of those, just in case.

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Some clothes are sexy.

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• Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Some of us live in cold wet countries

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• Sergio@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Y’all need to meet more people through SUMO
  Image source: !sumo@lemmy.world

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• andybytes@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Extremely poor people make our clothes for peanuts then we put on those clothes on as a part of our game of mating rituals and territorial gains. I am doug not so funny… I wear a clean shirt but the same kind of shirt every day. Cotton is king, black is the color and it has got to last. Clothes are boring.

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• atropa@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ty ,best one to start the day

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• toynbee@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s like plumage.

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• jeffep@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The goal is to be naked together, not too impress them while being naked together. Probably you won’t anyway.

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• MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I agree, only suit I’m wearing to job interviews from now on is my birthday suit.

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• diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  🤷💀🥱🤩🤔👋

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