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Can't wait for my demonologist's advice.

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Demonoligists and dermatologists agree: Just let thousands of ants run around on you. They will eat all the bad skin. You definitely won’t regret having thousands of ants run all over you.

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    • LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      This keeps happening my house anyway while I sleep. Glad to hear it’s good for my skin.

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    • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
      for those wondering what's in the photo

      the photo is of a hydrojelly face mask, and it’s probably just seeds - maybe flax seeds or something like that; there are many different kinds of hydrojelly face masks, some of them have rose petals or lavender flowers, etc.

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      • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨54⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        I’d prefer the seedless rye

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    • elevenbones@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’VE NEVER SEEN AN ANT EITHER!

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  • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Demonologists are still more reliable than tiktok influencers

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    • runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Demonologists aren’t beholden to corporate sponsors

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  • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-00700-y

    The American Academy of Dermatology recommends washing the face twice a day with a gentle cleanser, applying a moisturizer and — during the day — putting on sunscreen and protective clothing.

    skincare is simple: just wash your face, use moisturizer, and wear sunscreen (and keep out of the sun).

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    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Shit. I did all that and it summoned Beelzebub, Lord of Flies.

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