“1v1 me in Warzone and maybe I’ll consider it.”
“But Warzone is a battle royale! Theres hundreds of players on the map, what are the chances I even run into you?”
“About as high as me listening to you tap about pokeemans, nerd.”
Hard no bud
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Katana314@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
Now if he wanted to talk about Warhammer 40K…
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
yakko@feddit.uk 15 hours ago
The joke is deliberately horrible, but if you’ve ever been infodumped by a kid with pressured speech who can’t organise their thoughts and you have auditory processing issues it’s also horribly relatable, a bit.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Oh my gosh you’ve just put words to the speech affliction I’ve suffered with for decades. Pressured speech, can’t organize thoughts, also speaking in stream of consciousness.
yakko@feddit.uk 6 hours ago
Sorry bud. Might be a bit of the old ADHD, if you’re anything like my charming young lad
sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
I’ve learned so much about Subnautica. So, so much.
Shindo66@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Omg, i once listened to my kid talk for about 3 hours on that a few years back. It broke my heart that his computer could barely run it. Now he has the computer to end all computers.
slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
Hardo no budu
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 day ago
That’s right Hal, don’t let the kid boss you around.
TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 4 hours ago
“I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
Gork@sopuli.xyz 23 hours ago
The only Pokémon we do around here is during the election when we Pokémon Go to the Polls.
qaeta@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
If they aren’t talkin’ 151, I don’t wanna hear it.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Al Bundy avi
This checks out.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Yeah. Same relationship with me, my daughter, and Roblox.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
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