Do you have a vegan option?

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• homes@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The one time I actually tried this, it did not go over well

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well then that kid is going to have a bad childhood.

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Some people still aren’t very accepting of Vegetarians.

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    • homes@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Vegans often aren’t very accepting, themselves. Too many times have I been enjoying my own meal, minding my own business, and some arrant vegan decides to come up and give me a piece of their philosophy.

      Look, lady, I came here for a meal, not a lecture.

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I was going to make a Kosher joke, but it felt like it was missing something…

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  • erie09@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just the tip

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Alternatively, you can also opine about people not taking “A Modest Proposal” as seriously as they should, and the only failing you can see it limiting it to the children of the poor.

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• mech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ah yessss, I likess them raw and wiggling, Gollum!

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• AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I prefer “Aw, thanks! You shouldn’t have.”

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Christ, no, I’ve aleady got two!”

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• hardcoreufo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Get in my belly.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m bigger and stronger than you! I’m higher on the food-chain!

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• ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  clip.cafe/…/you-are-too-precious-words-s1/

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• Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I always go with “but what if I kill it?”

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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What if they agree you should? No thank you, I do not want to be part of that conversation.

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• Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hands them my baby pothos sappling 🥹😭

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