God's thicc juicy ass

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Moses: Lord, please give me a glimpse of your magnificence.

  God: I will pass before you, but you must avert your eyes.

  Moses: Why?

  God: You can’t handle all this cake.

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  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “And on the eighth day, God spontaneously created diabetes, because he was so caked up”

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  There was already a bunch of art focused on his son around that time so the ninja turtle guy chose to show us the moon.

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Michaelangelo gave them all thick juicy asses and a cardinal complained to the pope to make him paint clothes over all the people in heaven and hell.

  Michaelangelo was so pissed he painted the cardinal in as King Minos at the gates of hell.

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  • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    According to the Pope’s biographer, when the guy complained about his depiction the Pope said “My jurisdiction extends only to Heaven, not to Hell. In Hell you must remain.”

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  No hole tho. God has no need to poop.

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  • athatet@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The hole is covered by the pink robe…

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s actually not a robe.

      It’s his foreskin.

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    [MEND BUTTHOLE]

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• cybervseas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He may have rested on the seventh day, but every other day is leg day.

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• homes@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oh, he had a reason…

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  god having an ass implies he shits.

  not just that, it implies god has a prostate and that he’d likely enjoy a good milking.

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  • frog@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Man was created from clay. That’s where the clay came from.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      god at the dawn of creation

      1000003182

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• bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is this another example of him hiding some disguised image, just as he hid a picture of the brain in the Adam And God painting?

  …substack.com/…/the-mystical-secret-in-michelange…

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