Trump Administration Announces That We Don’t Know Where the Sun Goes at Night | After deciding carbon dioxide does no harm, it was the logical next move.

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• Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You know, I would really believe this headline to be true. These childfuckers really are this God damn stupid. It probably is true even.

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  • silence7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s not stupidity so much as a desire for bribes

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    God, I saw it was the Atlantic and I thought it was true till I read the article- this is where we are at

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hahahahaha i love the on- sees it’s not the onion Image

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  • silence7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    To be absolutely clear: while The Atlantic tends to be reliable, this author of this piece is their humor columnist.

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The owner of the Atlantic was in the Epstein Files.

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  • silence7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The owner is effectively Laurene Powell Jobs via the Emerson Collective which she put together. Pretty much every rich or famous person is in those files as a mention. It takes more than just “in the files” to incriminate a woman.

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    • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Execute them all the world will be a better safer place for everyone. I’m sick of some having everything while others can’t even access healthcare. Shareholders deserve to die

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• SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Just wait until they find out it goes to CHINA at night.

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    1,000,000% tariff on Chinese sunlight.

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    • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      If you do that then they’ll just steal the moon. Wait, the moon is real, right?

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What’s really concerning is that I actually ate the onion here.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I checked the source and was scared because why does a legitimate news source also do satire‽ We’re past the point where obviously ridiculous things are obviously not true

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  • XeroxCool@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I mean, it was what, 4 years ago that a pro-oil lobby/marketing group made an actual “CO2 is life” commercial saying CO2 is good?

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• NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• umbraroze@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  …Is math related to science?
  If the universe is so big, then why doesn’t it fight me?

  (Yeah, I know, I shouldn’t be quoting Internet Historian, these could be stolen jokes. It’s funny because these are the sort of jokes I could come up with)

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  • iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That was such a disappointment. Dude is funny be he done fucked up.

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Aren’t Zionists always talking about their superior IQ? They seem like morons like every other group that touted genetic superiority in history.

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  • silence7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No. That’s white supremacists.

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    • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Well actually I’ve read a bunch of recent Zionists literature claiming genetic superiority. Epstein wrote extensively about his beliefs in this and the inferiority of Goyem in the files so what do you call that? I agree that most Zionists are from European ancestry or “white” but what do you call this belief in superiority that is being used to justify genocide and the trafficking of Goyem children that Epstein talks about in the files?

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• RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  THE SUN’S NOT YELLOW, IT’S CHICKEN!

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  just like with RFK JR AND VACCINES, hes playing to flat earthers.

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• purplerabbit@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  CW: Joke about suicide

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  BREAKING: Mass suicide reported at NASA.

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