Just wait until they find out it goes to CHINA at night.
Trump Administration Announces That We Don’t Know Where the Sun Goes at Night | After deciding carbon dioxide does no harm, it was the logical next move.
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SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
1,000,000% tariff on Chinese sunlight.
D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
If you do that then they’ll just steal the moon. Wait, the moon is real, right?
Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 month ago
silence7@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The owner is effectively Laurene Powell Jobs via the Emerson Collective which she put together. Pretty much every rich or famous person is in those files as a mention. It takes more than just “in the files” to incriminate a woman.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Execute them all the world will be a better safer place for everyone. I’m sick of some having everything while others can’t even access healthcare. Shareholders deserve to die
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 month ago
silence7@lemmy.world 1 month ago
To be absolutely clear: while The Atlantic tends to be reliable, this author of this piece is their humor columnist.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
What’s really concerning is that I actually ate the onion here.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I checked the source and was scared because why does a legitimate news source also do satire‽ We’re past the point where obviously ridiculous things are obviously not true
XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I mean, it was what, 4 years ago that a pro-oil lobby/marketing group made an actual “CO2 is life” commercial saying CO2 is good?
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
umbraroze@piefed.social 1 month ago
…Is math related to science?
If the universe is so big, then why doesn’t it fight me?(Yeah, I know, I shouldn’t be quoting Internet Historian, these could be stolen jokes. It’s funny because these are the sort of jokes I could come up with)
iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That was such a disappointment. Dude is funny be he done fucked up.
RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
THE SUN’S NOT YELLOW, IT’S CHICKEN!
Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Aren’t Zionists always talking about their superior IQ? They seem like morons like every other group that touted genetic superiority in history.
silence7@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No. That’s white supremacists.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well actually I’ve read a bunch of recent Zionists literature claiming genetic superiority. Epstein wrote extensively about his beliefs in this and the inferiority of Goyem in the files so what do you call that? I agree that most Zionists are from European ancestry or “white” but what do you call this belief in superiority that is being used to justify genocide and the trafficking of Goyem children that Epstein talks about in the files?
purplerabbit@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
CW: Joke about suicide
BREAKING:Mass suicide reported at NASA.Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 month ago
just like with RFK JR AND VACCINES, hes playing to flat earthers.
Soulphite@reddthat.com 1 month ago
You know, I would really believe this headline to be true. These childfuckers really are this God damn stupid. It probably is true even.
silence7@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s not stupidity so much as a desire for bribes
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
God, I saw it was the Atlantic and I thought it was true till I read the article- this is where we are at