I mean why not?

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• RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Late-stage capitalist trolley problem:

  There’s a trolley, but no one is one the tracks. Do you:

  a) Allow the trolley to pass by without incident, and thus rob the medical industry of its paycheck for stiching you back up

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  b) Jump in front of the trolley and get injured, but thus also delay its arrival to its destination and thus rob the trolley company shareholders of profits due to missing customers

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  • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Late-stage capitalist problem:

    There’s tracks, but trolly service was defunded as it wasn’t profitable. Now everyone spends thousands per year to maintain a car.

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    • romanticremedy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ah yes car centric hell

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This problem only works if the user has insurance, and obviously he shouldn’t have that because it could be profit, the obvious answer is to jump on the track to get that profit back to the corporations.

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• Biobaron@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Knowing myself, I’ll stumble and the problem will arise all by itself.

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• Sunflier@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  With the big money controlling everything, it’d be a cheaper way to go out than bankrupting your estate with a hospital bill and denial of care from insurance.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  excuse me but me jumping onto the tracks removes a problem. this has been studied by medicine.

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• w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hijack the trolley. If it goes under 5mph, it blows up.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It wouldn’t be MY problem, at least 🤷‍♂️

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  • idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Actually it would solve all my problems

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      All my problems become someone else’s! And many of them become worse!

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• dumbass@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nah, I’d just whinge about it untill the train derailed itself.

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My Belgian step-neighbor did this in Cameroon once and everyone was so mad, they wrote instrumental songs about him for years. They were the most beautiful songs in the world, unfortunately they were lost to time and I never got to hear them.

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• eli@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Reminds me of my workplace (I’m the trolley and others are jumping on the tracks)

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• Fear_and_loathing@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is this in reference to ICE and Renee Good, because I think we know what that ICE agent decided? Create a problem so they can pull the trigger.

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  • Sunflier@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I wonder what her estate is doing.

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yep, sounds like something I do every day.

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No, but if this was the Fat guy I would push him on the track

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