Bro caught slippin

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• trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What is that sentence even supposed to mean? Did I have a stroke?

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  • Carmakazi@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “My [drug dealer] is [feeling the effects] of a [Percocet 30mg] so I stole a quantity of fifteen [hand pressed 10mg oxycodone tablets] and absconded with my loot.”

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    • pirateKaiser@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      words.zip

      Impressive level of compression!

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    • Pringles@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      To abscond should be in more peoples vocabulary.

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    • kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      thank you Spamton~

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  • Hond@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    my dealer overdosed/got sleepy off a 30mg(?) drug so he stole 15 pressed chemical drugs of the same kind but only with 10mg of ingridient and left.

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    • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The temu version of Carmakazi’s translation. While effective, it still feels cheap and might break.

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I know the sentence has words in it, but I’ve never seen them in that order before.

  Also, who is stealing the firearm?

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  • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That appears to be a fake mp5 - likely a plastic BB shooter.

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• clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It doesn’t seem wise to steal from an armed man already on the wrong side of the law…

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  • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He is incapacitated

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    • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      For now!

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Scoop that mp-5

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  • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Doesn’t look like there’s anything wrong with those kicks either, since we’re here and all

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Another great argument for the second amendment in the US.

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    i don’t get it, is this sarcasm?

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      How could I have made it more obvious?

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  • Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well seeing as how he isn’t supposed to have the pills either but does have them he would probably still have the gun 2A or no 2A

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  For someone passed out they still have good trigger discipline.

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