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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨heartbreaker@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If shitting hurts, you probably need more fiber.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Or less knives

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  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I have a cat, so I’m not allowed to shit alone anymore.

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  • RagnarokOnline@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This is me rn frfr

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Allow me to introduce you to our Lord and Savior : fiber.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    So, go ahead and leave the door open and share how you feel with the world.

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  • nil@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    but if you shit together…

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    • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Fuck it, I shit competitively. Join the queue, it’s time to rank up

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    • Chronographs@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      If you shit as one you share the fun

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      2 girls, 1 bowl

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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You need beans.

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  • unmagical@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    1000008788

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    • nil@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      image

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      • ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        The fact that one seat is up is even worse. Imagine you’re sitting down pooping and someone comes up and pees standing up with their ass in your face.

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