Might as well be the same thing

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Everybody makes mistakes babe, want to make another one?”

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• EonNShadow@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What a save! What a save! What a save! [Chat disabled]

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• Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have an iud

  So you’re saying we’ll have to try harder and repeatedly

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  So what an ied or something?

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  • then_three_more@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    💥

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    • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I wouldnt get in a car with one either

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  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cause I would rather run over an IED, then ever have to hear the BC speak to me…

    And it’s a… fucked up arrangement. Our PPE prevents proper engagement.

    In OIF seven or seventeen, it really doesn’t matter I’m OFP.

    The war’s already over, so let’s go home. Can’t wait to go on leave so I can get stoned…

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• Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s crazy that I have seen dudes use those words as a pick-up line. It’s even crazier I have seen it work.

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  • Muaddib@sopuli.xyz ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve seen girls use this pickup line. Cis ones!

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    • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fair enough. I have had an ex who was into the leg locking thing and saying things along those lines. I’m honestly very lucky to only have 1 kid.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Breeding kink is a thing. Just sayin.

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    • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      True. But like right out the gate? Never talked to the person before? I can spit game when I want, but I’ll tell ya there’s just some folks who got a unnatural ability to know what to say.

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• Aganim@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Come over and you can add STD to the list of three letter words you have!

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• sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  She didn’t say no…

  (Srysly though she also most definitely did not say yes!)

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• frog@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  With dyslexia that bad, I wouldn’t trust him to follow directions.

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• Master@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s ok. He has some old antibiotics she san use!

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