Have you ever had a shave in a barber shop or spa?

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• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I go to see the same guy every time. Have done for years. We talk a bit, but we don’t need to. He knows what I want and cracks on.

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• mech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My barber’s tits are just as big, but a lot more hairy.

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• cybernihongo@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m almost 30 for fuck’s sake, I know it’s not rational

  But I have this impulse go to a barber like that. It’s just a kind of refreshingly different vibe I guess?

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• PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  As pleasant as that looks, it matters not to me.

  I ask my barber for the “full works”, sit back, and close my eyes for half hour listening to whatever generic chilled dance playlist he’s got going on YouTube. It could be a dude, a woman, or anything in between - it matters not.

  When he slaps my shoulders and says “ok boss, what do you think?”, that’s my cue to get up and leave.

  It’s my brief moment of indulgence every other month or so.

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• funkajunk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  TASSIVE MITS

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• noxypaws@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yes, and I found it quite refreshing. It inspired me to get a straight razor, which was quite nice to use. Though keeping it adequately sharp was annoying enough that I switched to a double bladed safety razor, which is also quite nice to use.

  …why is this a shitpost?

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  • Drusas@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Because he only posted this because of the boobs.

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    • noxypaws@pawb.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      boob? big whoop, not like there’s feet showing

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• bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s not like she has no idea customers are looking at her tits all day. She must have some sort of consideration there.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Maybe she put some thought into. “I have a great set of tits. I am not going to do any porno stuff. What legit job can I get where I get to show off my massive tits”

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Interesting way to reduce a complex person down to nothing.

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• AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Had my head and face shaved in Toulons when the submarine I was on pulled in there.

  I don’t remember my barber looking anything like this, though.

  Did I get ripped off?

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• YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Had one on my sisters.wedding day. Made my face hurt. Probably not as nice as the one pictured.

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  • AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They must have misapplied the tits

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• DrBob@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Not like that, no.

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• FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I can definitely see a unique selling point here.

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  • optissima@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Lesbians :)

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