Anon finds enlightenment

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I would prefer the 100$ in bills, as it is easier to carry. I also prefer small breasts.

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I also prefer small breasts.

    Yeah no debate there. Better for the owner’s back and they fit nicely in your hands.

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  • evol@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    you my friend have ascended past what mere mortals can comphrehend

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• Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  True enlightenment lies in seeing that carrying $100 in coins is really quite inconvenient.

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  • Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    True enlightenment is understanding that $100 in coins serves better as a self-defense tool than $100 in bills.

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In a carried sock, yes.

      In a worn bra, not so much

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    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Goddamnit, you reminded me of the sentient cumsock filled with nickles in Dungeon Crawler Carl

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• lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I just want to get past January and this depression spell.

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  • pmk@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You can do it, each day is one day closer to the end (of january). If things seem bleak now, don’t rule out that it can change in the future.

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    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thank you, you’re so sweet <3! I was just venting out these couple of depressed days. I should be happy too, because I am making progress getting into my local Electrician Apprenticeship program.

      Seattle is the worst in the winter in terms of mental health.

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  • BurnedDonutHole@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Come on… We can do it! I even stopped drinking. ～(つˆ0ˆ)つ｡☆

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  • evol@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    its tough brotha :(

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  • RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can I recommend luminotherapy if you think part of it might be cause by a lack of sunlight?

    I was subject to seasonal affective disorder and extra light helped tremendously.

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• StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I wish someone gave me $100 (with consent, of course)

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• nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t understand the analogy it’s a simple question

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  • hayvan@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s the joke. A simple and completely preference-based question is answered in unnecessarily indirect way, with deep-sounding fake philosophic phrases.

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    • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Coins or bills is also just preference.

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• kepix@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  but you can beat someone up if you use a few coins in a sock

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  • Bazell@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Only a few dollars in cent coins and a dirty sock can make you hundreds of dollars in bills just by beating strangers and taking their wallets. What a scary and a profitable world we live in…

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• TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What about an ass I can bounce $100 in coins off of?

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Value is subjective

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