True enlightenment lies in seeing that carrying $100 in coins is really quite inconvenient.
Anon finds enlightenment
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Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
True enlightenment is understanding that $100 in coins serves better as a self-defense tool than $100 in bills.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
In a carried sock, yes.
In a worn bra, not so much
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Goddamnit, you reminded me of the sentient cumsock filled with nickles in Dungeon Crawler Carl
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
I just want to get past January and this depression spell.
pmk@piefed.ca 2 months ago
You can do it, each day is one day closer to the end (of january). If things seem bleak now, don’t rule out that it can change in the future.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Thank you, you’re so sweet <3! I was just venting out these couple of depressed days. I should be happy too, because I am making progress getting into my local Electrician Apprenticeship program.
Seattle is the worst in the winter in terms of mental health.
BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 2 months ago
Come on… We can do it! I even stopped drinking. ~(つˆ0ˆ)つ。☆
evol@lemmy.today 2 months ago
its tough brotha :(
RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Can I recommend luminotherapy if you think part of it might be cause by a lack of sunlight?
I was subject to seasonal affective disorder and extra light helped tremendously.
StillAlive@piefed.world 2 months ago
I wish someone gave me $100 (with consent, of course)
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I don’t understand the analogy it’s a simple question
hayvan@piefed.world 2 months ago
That’s the joke. A simple and completely preference-based question is answered in unnecessarily indirect way, with deep-sounding fake philosophic phrases.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Coins or bills is also just preference.
kepix@lemmy.world 2 months ago
but you can beat someone up if you use a few coins in a sock
Bazell@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Only a few dollars in cent coins and a dirty sock can make you hundreds of dollars in bills just by beating strangers and taking their wallets. What a scary and a profitable world we live in…
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What about an ass I can bounce $100 in coins off of?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Value is subjective
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I would prefer the 100$ in bills, as it is easier to carry. I also prefer small breasts.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah no debate there. Better for the owner’s back and they fit nicely in your hands.
evol@lemmy.today 2 months ago
you my friend have ascended past what mere mortals can comphrehend