I would prefer the 100$ in bills, as it is easier to carry. I also prefer small breasts.
Anon finds enlightenment
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hOrni@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I also prefer small breasts.
Yeah no debate there. Better for the owner’s back and they fit nicely in your hands.
evol@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
you my friend have ascended past what mere mortals can comphrehend
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 8 hours ago
I just want to get past January and this depression spell.
pmk@piefed.ca 6 hours ago
You can do it, each day is one day closer to the end (of january). If things seem bleak now, don’t rule out that it can change in the future.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 6 hours ago
Thank you, you’re so sweet <3! I was just venting out these couple of depressed days. I should be happy too, because I am making progress getting into my local Electrician Apprenticeship program.
Seattle is the worst in the winter in terms of mental health.
BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 5 hours ago
Come on… We can do it! I even stopped drinking. ~(つˆ0ˆ)つ。☆
evol@lemmy.today 5 hours ago
its tough brotha :(
RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
Can I recommend luminotherapy if you think part of it might be cause by a lack of sunlight?
I was subject to seasonal affective disorder and extra light helped tremendously.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
True enlightenment lies in seeing that carrying $100 in coins is really quite inconvenient.
Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 13 minutes ago
True enlightenment is understanding that $100 in coins serves better as a self-defense tool than $100 in bills.
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
I don’t understand the analogy it’s a simple question
hayvan@piefed.world 5 hours ago
That’s the joke. A simple and completely preference-based question is answered in unnecessarily indirect way, with deep-sounding fake philosophic phrases.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 4 hours ago
Coins or bills is also just preference.
StillAlive@piefed.world 48 minutes ago
I wish someone gave me $100 (with consent, of course)