True enlightenment lies in seeing that carrying $100 in coins is really quite inconvenient.
Anon finds enlightenment
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Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
True enlightenment is understanding that $100 in coins serves better as a self-defense tool than $100 in bills.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
In a carried sock, yes.
In a worn bra, not so much
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Goddamnit, you reminded me of the sentient cumsock filled with nickles in Dungeon Crawler Carl
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
I just want to get past January and this depression spell.
pmk@piefed.ca 1 month ago
You can do it, each day is one day closer to the end (of january). If things seem bleak now, don’t rule out that it can change in the future.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Thank you, you’re so sweet <3! I was just venting out these couple of depressed days. I should be happy too, because I am making progress getting into my local Electrician Apprenticeship program.
Seattle is the worst in the winter in terms of mental health.
BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 1 month ago
Come on… We can do it! I even stopped drinking. ~(つˆ0ˆ)つ。☆
evol@lemmy.today 1 month ago
its tough brotha :(
RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Can I recommend luminotherapy if you think part of it might be cause by a lack of sunlight?
I was subject to seasonal affective disorder and extra light helped tremendously.
StillAlive@piefed.world 1 month ago
I wish someone gave me $100 (with consent, of course)
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I don’t understand the analogy it’s a simple question
hayvan@piefed.world 1 month ago
That’s the joke. A simple and completely preference-based question is answered in unnecessarily indirect way, with deep-sounding fake philosophic phrases.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Coins or bills is also just preference.
kepix@lemmy.world 1 month ago
but you can beat someone up if you use a few coins in a sock
Bazell@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Only a few dollars in cent coins and a dirty sock can make you hundreds of dollars in bills just by beating strangers and taking their wallets. What a scary and a profitable world we live in…
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What about an ass I can bounce $100 in coins off of?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Value is subjective
hOrni@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I would prefer the 100$ in bills, as it is easier to carry. I also prefer small breasts.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah no debate there. Better for the owner’s back and they fit nicely in your hands.
evol@lemmy.today 1 month ago
you my friend have ascended past what mere mortals can comphrehend