Noses run, feet smell

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  For the same reason we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Which is…?

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    • Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      English is stupid…

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    • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Homonyms.

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  And what is up with airplane food?!

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Have you ever tried to wear sexy striped thigh high stockings on your nose???

  (I, uh…I’m genuinely asking)

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Simpsons Scorpio episode “Yes, once”

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• salacious_coaster@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  re: re: RE: fwd: TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE!!

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• Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s not 12" but it smells like a foot…

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• TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Maybe your feet smell. I regularly shower.

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• Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  But nose also smell and foot also run.

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• Quilotoa@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  We were built upside down.

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• ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Because you are sick and need a shower.

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• AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Reminds me of a line from Ed, Edd, n Eddy. “How can my feet smell if they don’t have a nose?”

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• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I wish my nose ran :/

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  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    D-do you run from other places?

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Because bread taste better than key

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• thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What’s the punch line?

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  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Because you’re upside down

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