hourly sin

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• swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • saturn57@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You will however have a good deal easier time climbing the corporate ladder.

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What if the stairway to heaven is paved with dicks?

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  • Sv443@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    god hates cripples

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I skim read at first and I thought he was going to help the masturbator to jerk off

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  • bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah I still don’t get it after re-reading. So the “true Christian” is a guy who doesn’t masturbate, so Jesus wants to save his life (but not the sinful masturbator’s life)? If so, anyone who paid attention in bible class would know that’s total BS. Jesus dines with the sinners and wants to help them.

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    • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s more a comment on the current American inter* of Jesus, especially those on billboards etc. There’s no real abortion hatred in the Bible either; people usually just use the scripture about god knowing them in the womb, despite a supposed abortion remedy being in the Bible, or Exodus 21:22-24 where the baby dying is only a fine but any damage to the pregnant woman is repaid in kind (eye for eye, tooth for tooth, death for death).

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Tbf it’s from a satire site 🤣 check it out for yourself

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  • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Let Jesus take the… rudder?

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nope. It’s way dumber

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• _lilith@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Then I’ll crank my hog in hell, brother!

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• Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Guys, you shouldn’t masturbate while experiencing cardiac arrest.

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  • FirmDistribution@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    don’t tell me what to do

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• yaroto98@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sure, I’m the sinner, but Mr. Omniscient over there is the one that keeps watching.

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If you want it to look authentic they would have definitely capitalized the c.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Come quickly, Lord Jesus.

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• toeblast96@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The Masturbator

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