I want to know the secrets of being able to fart on a video call in such a way that the other party notices.
Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?
Isn't that how you break up?
Submitted 19 hours ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 17 hours ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 hours ago
Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?
No wonder so many mics come in 2 packs 🤔
robocall@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Do you not have loud farts?
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 16 hours ago
Not loud enough to be audible in video conferences. Or maybe they just never tell me. :(
affenlehrer@feddit.org 15 hours ago
If you use MS teams you have to disable the noise suppression
ryan213@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
I don’t laugh very often (because I’m a very serious guy) but this made me chuckle. Just a little bit.
RavingGrob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 hours ago
Talk about being gaslit
Gork@sopuli.xyz 19 hours ago
So tragic 😔
sundray@lemmus.org 16 hours ago
The future dissolution of that new couple is going to incredible.
NachBarcelona@piefed.social 18 hours ago
Living the stink life. 🤌💨
simplejack@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
That’s when you tell the girlfriend that he faked an STI test and gave you something incurable.
At the very least that will force them to have couples STI testing done, and she’ll ask for verification from the doctor directly. So that’ll add a some tension in their lives for a few days / weeks.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
Maybe there’s a god above
But all I ever learned in love
Was how to spot at someone
Who outdrew ya
OrangeScentedFish@discuss.tchncs.de 11 hours ago
Hallelujah, hallelujah
Rooty@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
You always have a solution for every problem my Lord and Savior.