I want to know the secrets of being able to fart on a video call in such a way that the other party notices.
Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?
Isn't that how you break up?
Submitted 1 month ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?
No wonder so many mics come in 2 packs 🤔
robocall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Do you not have loud farts?
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Not loud enough to be audible in video conferences. Or maybe they just never tell me. :(
funkajunk@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
My hole is always mic’d up
affenlehrer@feddit.org 1 month ago
If you use MS teams you have to disable the noise suppression
RavingGrob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Talk about being gaslit
Gork@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
So tragic 😔
ryan213@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I don’t laugh very often (because I’m a very serious guy) but this made me chuckle. Just a little bit.
sundray@lemmus.org 1 month ago
The future dissolution of that new couple is going to incredible.
NachBarcelona@piefed.social 1 month ago
Living the stink life. 🤌💨
simplejack@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s when you tell the girlfriend that he faked an STI test and gave you something incurable.
At the very least that will force them to have couples STI testing done, and she’ll ask for verification from the doctor directly. So that’ll add a some tension in their lives for a few days / weeks.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Maybe there’s a god above
But all I ever learned in love
Was how to spot at someone
Who outdrew ya
OrangeScentedFish@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Hallelujah, hallelujah
Rooty@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You always have a solution for every problem my Lord and Savior.