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• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  [Drive through speaker crackling] “Destiny is a name often given in retrospect to choices that had dramatic consequences.”

  “Yeah, can I get a junior bacon cheeseburger and a small frosty?”

  “The courage of life is often a less dramatic spectacle than the courage of a final moment; but it is no less a magnificent mixture of triumph and tragedy.”

  “Umm, okay. Thank you! I’ll uh, just pull around then.”

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  • setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “God had no hand in the creation of these hotdogs. He is either ignorant of the horrors taking place within his kingdom, or impotent to stop them. Hold on, your receipt comes with buy-one-get-one free coupon.”

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I love that. It reminds me of this, which is one of my favorites:

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  • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Digital Circus vibes lol

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is that this show?:

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Amazing_Digital_Circus

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• 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Those are some heavy links

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  • sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    to be frank, this post right here is red hot, and I relished every character

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• Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d say that capitalism manufactures the chains

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    that is literally the point of the original story (A Christmas Carol)

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’ll shoot your eye out, Ebenezer Scrooge! Now let these ghosts visit you, and try not to think about the pink slime flowing through the sewers!

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• WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve worked in a hot dog factory when I was a teenager. It’s true.

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• TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You said we would never ever break the chain

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• SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We the we in forge chains wear life ?

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• thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  For those into BDSM, this often becomes very literal.

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There’s a Brooklyn 99 reference here in not witty enough to come up with.

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• Zomg@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Deep words for a funny little guy. Lol

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• FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bwahahaha

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