Anon thinks everyone should grow up

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• TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  OP discovers adulthood.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    dude i haven’t thought of this band for a hot minute thank you

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• 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Based on the maturity level alone, those would’ve been perfect for each other, but I guess this wasn’t about maturity at all.

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  • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Well no, that’s the thing they each wanna be children and so they both are looking for a parental figure. It’s fucking exhausting.

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    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nah, that’s just greedy to expect 100% childish time and no return.

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• Digit@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ladies, get real, get self respect, and aim higher than being given princess treatment.

  https://media.radaronline.com/brand-img/NlSC8ZllO/2160x1378/2019/08/Princess-Diana-Crash-Scene-Photos-Exposed-On-22-Year-Death-Anniversary-05.jpg

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You cant park there.

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    • Digit@lemmy.wtf ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hi Frankie Boyle!

      I didn’t know you were on Lemmy.

      ;D

      (Oh, oh so painful cringe comedy. Discomforting laugh. Oof. Brutal).

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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    • degen@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I… Did not…

      WAIT NO, DI

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• falseWhite@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oh boy. Anon is onto something here.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Let’s all jist agree to treat each other like children. I’ll start:

  Go clean your room before I take off my belt.

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  • MisterFrog@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Jokes on you, my parents never used physical punishment, so this hasn’t stirred me to action. So, take that!

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  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Go Grab My Belt

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• Wren@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Don’t kinkshame. I can’t come until someone implements a curfew.

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  These are the same ones that complain that drama always follows them and that it’s everyone else around them that are causing all the trouble. These people can be fun to hang out with, but not remain close to for long periods. They tend to be self destructive.

  There’s plenty of adults. Anon just isn’t hanging out with them.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    what about self aware self destructive drama magnets? i got a couple of those in the circle and they cool

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    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• menas@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The missing word seems to be “caretaking”

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Equality?

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  • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah but in the bad way.

    Like ‘little girls disproportionately suffer eating disorders, so that means the giving little boys eating disorders market is totally untapped!’ Shitlib equality

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    • Wren@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Everyone gets a tiara, a chainsaw, a penis and a vagina, and the liberals win.

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Children are in training to be a 2nd class citizen as an adult.

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• whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  As a Daddy Dom I say bring on this new world! Mwahahahaha

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  • nostrauxendar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    …cool, dude.

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