Are you happy now, so-called "bleeding heart" libs?

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Hey, hon? The bananas are brown and the kids won’t eat them.”

  “Throw them out!”

  pushing kids outside

  “Why do we have to leave?”

  “Cuz mommy doesn’t love you anymore.”

  “What the fuck?!”

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “mommy is racist to bananas and we don’t stand for that”

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• SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s it - get 'em high on all that fresh air, then choke 'em to death with the “smoker’s car” stench.

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  • regedit@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    THIS IS THE TASTE OF FREEDOM!

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean, we switched to menthols, what more do these woke liberals want?

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Do it as a group … get several parents together and get all the kids to huddle together like penguins … if penguins can survive -60 degree weather as a group, kids can do the same

  Either that or just teach the kids how to smoke.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    it worked for penguins

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    • oppy1984@lemdro.id ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’d still like to know how the penguins work the lighters without thumbs.

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• SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It builds character.

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• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Little homey got the carhartt on he’s probably sweating under it

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• marcos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  WTF, is the car on the top of a hill?

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  • Carnelian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The fact we can see the kid at all is actually pretty impressive for american trucks

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The kid is 100 yards away.

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Average American kid-killer car

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  • Eldritch@piefed.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nah, their just high.

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• 20cello@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s for their own good

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