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"THE SUSPECT IS IN CUSTODY. JK, LOL"

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Gates9@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He always looks like someone’s putting something up his butt slowly and he’s not sure how to feel about it.

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    • EpeeGnome@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      He always looks like he just trusted a fart he shouldn’t have.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        He looks like he’s trying to fart but it’s going in and he’s not sure how to make it stop without letting people know his farts go backwards

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  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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    On the case sir!

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    • Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Just because you can freely use all the seized cocaine if you’re the head of FBI doesn’t mean you should

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      with great powder comes great responsibility.

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He’s that shithead that has input in every fucking meeting, just so it looks like he’s doing his job.

    One would think that after the Charlie Kirk fiasco he would have learned to STFU for just a bit until the facts were certain.

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    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      But if he doesn’t join every meeting how can he insist they pin it on an imaginary trans person?

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If he wasn’t such a shithead I’d feel sorry for him being mocked this way. But he is.

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  • infinitevalence@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why does he look like a coke head 24/7 do he and Kushner just dune style still suit with cocaine or something?

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Nearly dropped my phone

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  • finley@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oh God

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  • zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    With a nose like that, he made a few others punch him in the past. And I totally understand why.

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    • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      because he’s a brown noser?

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  • Josiah@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They need to make a nextbot out of this

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