"THE SUSPECT IS IN CUSTODY. JK, LOL"

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He always looks like someone’s putting something up his butt slowly and he’s not sure how to feel about it.

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  • EpeeGnome@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He always looks like he just trusted a fart he shouldn’t have.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He looks like he’s trying to fart but it’s going in and he’s not sure how to make it stop without letting people know his farts go backwards

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• flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just because you can freely use all the seized cocaine if you’re the head of FBI doesn’t mean you should

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    with great powder comes great responsibility.

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• infinitevalence@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why does he look like a coke head 24/7 do he and Kushner just dune style still suit with cocaine or something?

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• WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  On the case sir!

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  • Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If he wasn’t such a shithead I’d feel sorry for him being mocked this way. But he is.

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He’s that shithead that has input in every fucking meeting, just so it looks like he’s doing his job.

  One would think that after the Charlie Kirk fiasco he would have learned to STFU for just a bit until the facts were certain.

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But if he doesn’t join every meeting how can he insist they pin it on an imaginary trans person?

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• The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nearly dropped my phone

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• finley@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh God

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• zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  With a nose like that, he made a few others punch him in the past. And I totally understand why.

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  • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    because he’s a brown noser?

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