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Lol, lmao even.

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So it will be an absolute genius about some very narrow field, and spout complete drivel about literally everything else?

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    • dnick@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Except for ‘genius’. A PhD meant you will likely be extremely well ‘informed’ about a specific topic in a very narrow field. So well informed that you will be able to come up with ‘something’ worth saying even to others that are well informed in that same field. It’s a pretty low bar with an extremely high motivation/focus/effort requirement.

      I think it’s similar to a job we were hiring for that was essentially cold calling companies too sell licenses for Microsoft. To apply you were required to have a BA. A BA in what, you might ask? Well that didn’t even make it onto the form we used. It was just a checkbox. It was literally a gauge to see if you’d been able to stick through a program like that.

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      • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’d just assume it was a BA in Microsoft Licensing. Surprised that doesn’t have its own college degree program.

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  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    PhD level intelligence

    Which PhD’s, exactly?

    Yes, that matters quite a lot, actually.

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  • gezginorman@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    they’ve just finished torrenting sci-jihub

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  • Tracaine@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I am now a “vibe physician”. Message me for all of your Healthcare needs.

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  • Rhoeri@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why not? We’ve enabled hack “artists” and hack “musicians”, why not add hack “doctors” to the list.

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve met plenty of Ph.D.s that were pretty dumb. So that figures.

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  • TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They haven’t shown us an AI with chimpanzee level intelligence yet

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  • RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So it’s gonna be burnt out and addicted to coffee?

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m not underestimating PhDs, I do think you have to be inteligente to get it, BUT you can also get one if you have a great memory. Good Memory and Inteligence are different. I think Chat GPT will hace a great memory but that doesn’t make it inteligent

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  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    PhD in what?

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    • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      pizza hut delivery.

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  • MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Chat-GPT 5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level’ psychopathy

    FTFY.

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  • theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Define “intelligence”?

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  • xep@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Permanent Head Damage

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When they achieve any intellegence it will be a milestone. Right now they just have scripts that regurgitates word salads.

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  • SW42@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fuck, we’re even more doomed than I thought possible…

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  • harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dartmouth has a PhD in Dumbassery?

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  • wuphysics87@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Have you ever seen the degrees in professor’s office? None of them are level

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  • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    … at 9 AM on a Saturday morning.

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  • Shanmugha@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sounds like I’ve heard that before :)

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  • homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    True, just not in its field of study.

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  • Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My doctor said I can have one as a treat.

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