The problems Mothers have to deal with

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨39⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Is depicting the baby Jesus’ butt on the same level of heresy as depicting the face of the prophet Muhammad? I feel it kinda should be.

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  moses was a also a pain to bath

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• jayambi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  ln(e) = 1

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• fireweed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why does Baby Jesus look like Donald Trump?

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Jesus spoke in parables often, and I ask if the miracle of walking on water was figurative, but Christians that I’ve discussed it with tend to insist it actually happened.

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• ChonkyLincoln@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Definitely not a blond ffs

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  • Hegar@fedia.io ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She's depicted here with dark hair, she's just wearing a yellow headdress.

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    • Zombie@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Jesus however

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hold him under and he’ll panic and turn the water to wwine. Kinda like a squid.

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  • serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    • Kidnap Jesus.
    • Force him to turn lake into wine
    • Profit??

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• Hegar@fedia.io ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There's a great story in i think the pseudepigrapha, where child jesus is playing with his friends and gets upset and turns one of his friends into a pillar of salt and mary comes and yells at him to turn the kid back.

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