The problems Mothers have to deal with

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• ChonkyLincoln@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Definitely not a blond ffs

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  • Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    jebus

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    • ChonkyLincoln@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      U.S.”Christians” would call ice on that guy

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  • Hegar@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She's depicted here with dark hair, she's just wearing a yellow headdress.

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    • Zombie@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Jesus however

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hold him under and he’ll panic and turn the water to wwine. Kinda like a squid.

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  • serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    • Kidnap Jesus.
    • Force him to turn lake into wine
    • Profit??

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• fireweed@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why does Baby Jesus look like Donald Trump?

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  • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    God is German

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just wait until he turns it to wine.

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• asmoranomar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ancient Chinese Proverb found in Fortune Cookie says:

  “You can walk on water too, if it is cold enough.”

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• Hegar@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There's a great story in i think the pseudepigrapha, where child jesus is playing with his friends and gets upset and turns one of his friends into a pillar of salt and mary comes and yells at him to turn the kid back.

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  moses was a also a pain to bath

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• percent@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A blonde-haired baby from Bethlehem. He really was a miracle! 😆

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is depicting the baby Jesus’ butt on the same level of heresy as depicting the face of the prophet Muhammad? I feel it kinda should be.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Habe you ever heard of anyone going to jail or being murdered for depicting Jesus in an unfavorable manner?

    There’s your answer.

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So…like…literally the entire history of Christianity, save for like the last 150 years or so of white Christian countries?

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Jesus spoke in parables often, and I ask if the miracle of walking on water was figurative, but Christians that I’ve discussed it with tend to insist it actually happened.

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  • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s a very trustworthy source. It’s not like his fandom wrote the books when he was already dead for over 60 years.

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• stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  this is really funny. I appreciate this

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• jayambi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ln(e) = 1

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