Anon has a bully

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• PhilipTheBucket@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  There’s a friend of mine who had a roommate who was a Sword Guy. People made fun of him and his sword sometimes, and life moved on as it does.

  Then one day some kids who had had a disagreement with members of the house started hitting the front door with baseball bats, trying to break in and wreck up whoever they found inside. About the time they broke through the door Sword Guy came quick down the stairs with his sword. It happened basically exactly like in the anime. He said some weird edgelord shit, but also, he didn’t sound like he was backing down and he was holding a real fucking sword. The kids with bats did the math and decided they didn’t want to get sliced up today, and they left.

  I won’t say that Sword Guy became cool on that day but people definitely remembered it positively. Because at the end of the day, when the barbarians were at the gate, who came the fuck through? Sword Guy.

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  • RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You’re telling me they already had the home run bat and fucking Marth still got the stock? Rofl.

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  • Tracaine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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    • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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      Por Que No Los Dos?

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  • WoodScientist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    In 2009, a John Hopkins University sword guy used a katana to kill an intruder.

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    • FundMECFS@anarchist.nexus ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This guy is now a certified radiologist.

      Suprised he didn’t become a surgeon.

      In any case, not sure I’d like to be in his care lol.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Maryland is a fucking wild place

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    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      John Hopkins University, more like Jimmy Hopkins University

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Omae wa, mou shindeiru

    REEEEEEEEE!

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• CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well, things could have gone very different if he was a Kirby main

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  • Credibly_Human@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Really wish donald stuck to this method of defeating the democrats.

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• AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fake: you think someone would just sit there and wait for you to light your fist on fire with the obvious intent to punch them?

  Gay: dude wanted to “smash” his bully

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  • Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah I mean it would be awkward as fuck to do with any kind of urgency. But also put yourself in the bully’s shoes. The awkward kid you take money from pulls out hand sanitizer and lights his own hand on fire. If it’s me? I’m laughing and wondering what the fuck he’s doing and going to watch this idiot give himself third degree burns for ??? What possible reason could he be doing this for? Punching me with a flaming fist wouldn’t even occur to me.

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    • felixwhynot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Fair. My only nitpick is I think second degree burns are the maximum that’s likely in this scenario.

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I… I actually entire with anon on this one.

  That’s fucking hilarious, that indeed was worth it.

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  • GandalftheBlack@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    *would be worth it

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’ve known people who’ve done shit like that.

      Like, actual ‘pocket sand!’, worked because their assailaint wasn’t wearing glasses, they then just ran away.

      Obviously, no way to know if this particular tale is true or not, but its plausible, imo.

      Its basically impromtu, ad hoc mace.

      Fiddle and rifle through your pockets nervously, playing the part of scaredy cat, bully is boisterous and cocky, not paying too much attention…

      Yeah, I can see this actually happening.

      It would be awkward as fuck, but not impossible.

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• RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  These stories are funnier when they’re more believable

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• Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fake, hand sanitizer is really hard to ignite and keep lot. Very sorry flame. Has a pretty blue green color though.

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  • pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ve lit hand sanitzer on fire with wood, never tried it on my flesh though

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Shoulda goomba stomped him or chucked a turtle at him.

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  • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Should taken him Go-Cart riding.

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