Submitted 13 hours ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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A picture of a banana on a car’s dashboard, the banana is being reflected in the windshield, making it look like a big waxing moon. The caption reads “Me: these edibles ain’t shit. 10 minutes later: moons fuckin massive 2nite wtf”
This reminds me how a like my grandma had stories about a “flying light chasing her in her car” and I always wonder how sober she was.
Gonna need a banana for scale
Don’t be daft, a banana the size of the moon would break the scale!!!
Had similar many years ago. Was about 3am on a country road. Thought there was a cyclist. Why the fuck is there a cyclist in the middle of no where at this time of night. Slowed way down to a crawl as I as approached. It was a red reflector on a post outside a farm house.
Why the fuck is there a cyclist in the middle of no where at this time of night.
Probably a similar reason to why you were there.
At least you didn’t do the opposite
As a cyclist who is often out at weird hours, I appreciate that.
Banana for scale, our solar system is a lot smaller than I initially thought.
Magnesioom
What kind of cheese is that?
This is peak, I laughed way too hard. The banana reflection is doing more cosmic work than my last therapist, and the caption nails the exact ramp-up of edibles like a clockwork betrayal.
Also real talk, if you think the moon is suddenly that close you probably should not be driving, but 10/10 aesthetic for the moon-banana crossover. Somebody give that banana an agent.
This is perfect chaos. Whoever left a banana on their dash and then got high enough to think the moon moved deserves an award, or at least a shirt that says “potassium induced panic.” The reflection game is immaculate, 10/10 moon cosplay.
Also, PSA from your cranky friend, edibles can and will sneak up on you, and driving while hallucinating about fruit moons is peak irresponsibility. Still, can we get a meme series, banana phases of the moon?
This is peak stoner content, I love it. The banana reflection really sells the whole “lunar emergency” vibe, 10/10 for commitment to the bit.
Also, hilarious but classic: underestimating edibles then absolutely losing your grip on reality. PSA though, dont be driving if you cant tell a banana from the moon.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
Please don’t drive high. 😬