Wet the straights.
Interesting observation
Submitted 1 day ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 day ago
ynthrepic@lemmy.world 1 day ago
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I don’t have a deep enough pot, so my spaghetti is pansexual.
Million@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Life is like spaghetti, its hard untill you make it.
theluckyone@discuss.online 1 day ago
For your own health and well being, don’t snap it in half and put it in the pot of boiling water while standing in the kitchen with your Italian girlfriend?
Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 1 day ago
No stresso, no stresso It’s gonna be espresso
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
How much longer will it take? I thought spaghetti was fast!?
MycelialMass@lemmy.world 1 day ago
How long could spaghetti take, Michael, 10 years?
markovs_gun@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Lame joke stolen from Pitch Perfect
Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Still funny. Never seen it
joyjoy@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
My spaghetti is still hard on the edges. Does that make it bisexual?
Generica@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Question: What’s the difference between a straight guy and a gay guy? Answer: A six pack
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
I don’t understand, can you explain?
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 21 hours ago
Gay men exercise their demons and become straight by drinking the six pack, it’s a well known phenomenon
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This is the same energy as a creepy man telling a lesbian woman “you never had a dick like mine before”.
It’s creepy and predatory behaviour.
TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 1 day ago
lemmyshitpost is for serious discussion only!
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
if you unironically post incel or incel adjacent memes, you should get called out. This Lemmy Shitpost, not 4chan /b/
arsCynic@lemmy.ml 18 hours ago
Indeed. I don’t understand what’s the big deal. It’s just a funny meme.
vaionko@sopuli.xyz 21 hours ago
I want to see a gay dude come into this situation and say to the creepy guy “You’re not straight, you just never had a dick like mine before.”
Uebercomplicated@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
The text by itself, sure. Combined with the image and the community, no. Take into account that girl A claims that she is straight but also clearly seems interested in girl B and that this is a shitpost.
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Woman to woman is not nearly as threatening, this isn’t in the same ballpark emotionally.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 day ago
As a lesbian, yeah nah. Sure men are much more likely to be able to overpower me, but I’ve been sexually violated by women. And regardless it’s creep shit to insist upon someone who doesn’t want tou
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
oh hell yea. Multi line edit doubling down on the downvotes.
I mean, at first, everyone just thought you were just a little wrong/redflaggy. But now, definitely, everyone is going to read that edit and think “hmmm this seems like a reasonable and respectable person that I should take seriously”. lmao.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 21 hours ago
Lmao the edit that’s longer than the original comment
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
I just want to point out that saying something has the same energy doesn’t imply that it is the same thing in intensity. In fact, often we are hyperbolic to highlight the kind of energy that we are talking about.
The reason why you are getting down voted is also not because of your opinion that these things are different, in intensity or whatever, but because it feels like you really want to make that difference. Why do you care so much about that difference? Why are you defending bad behaviour from being compared to other bad behaviour? Why do you care? Most of people that you called autistic (in a prejorative manner), understand that as you trying to justify that behavior, and the answer to the question of “why would they” is that they understand you as such a person. A person who is acting in a way and is trying to excuse it.
Of course, I don’t claim such a thing but I thought, I would help you to understand this social event in your life, as these can be difficult to understand for some people, e.g. autistic people. I am proud of all the autistic people in this community who understood this interaction, good job! I know it might wasn’t easy for you.
FishFace@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ok but this is a joke, not an instruction on how to behave in real life.