This doesn’t usually end well for the simp nerd.
Black widow life
Submitted 10 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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henfredemars@infosec.pub 10 months ago
Lanusensei87@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s ok, he is into vore.
Yurgenst@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Doesn’t end well for the male spider either.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
“I can fix her!”
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
After hearing that mantises only eat their mate in captivity, I kinda wonder if the same is true of black widows.
JargonWagon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Not sure on the specifics, but I’ve dealt with my fair share of black widows. Their webs usually contain a shriveled up corpse of a male just kinda hanging about.
TheTurner@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I saw a wild pair of mantids as a child and the female was definitely eating a male.
plyth@feddit.org 10 months ago
Well, where have you grown up? Are you sure you are free?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Some mantids can only copulate after their head has been eaten, their body still is doing the deed while beheaded.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Pretty weird kink.
Teppichbrand@feddit.org 10 months ago
Sabata11792@ani.social 10 months ago
I wish a goth girl would melt my insides.
buttnugget@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You gotta love how traitors will justify anything they want to do by pointing at nature, but as soon as you use an example of females eating males as part of reproduction, then they will just argue.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Lionesses in heat will bite the nads of their male partner when he’s too tired to perform ( Narrator: She’s not satisfied even after he’s exhausted himself.)
This is actually a moment for banished males to be welcomed back into the pride, if temporarily.
Nature is just chock full of realities that don’t fit into the metaphors we want to make of it.
m3t00@piefed.world 10 months ago
no point in bulking up to only get eaten after sex
shalafi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You should see a male banana spider creeping. Looks like homeboy is coming up behind a dragon.
mhague@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Male wolf spiders may hang back and watch mating pairs from the shadows, learning how to successfully attract a mate. Just like us fr
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
It’s basically this way with a lot of spiders, let alone a plethora of other animal species. Would absolutely not surprise me to hear that this is the norm in the animal kingdom.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Even some mammals like hyenas have this kind of arrangement.
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nerds are not simpletons, the exact opposite in fact. You are not using that word correctly.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He died tho
Worth it
ch00f@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Rooty@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Man, that’s a blast from the past.
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
*though or *thoe
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ew, no