I tire of this life

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I once saw a group of four or five seagulls gleefully dismember and eat a crab alive.

  I’m not saying you shouldn’t, I’m just saying…that’s a possibility.

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s why they pack shivs.

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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Are you insane? A knife is useless against those massive claws!

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• Vitaly@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m actually considering becoming a crab after this

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Lower tax bracket, short commute…

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ask for Carcinisation at your local store

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My doctor won’t approve me for a new exoskeleton

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• theparadox@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  At least until the corrupting force of micro-plastic-capitalism causes your house to get seized and you must begin the adventure of a lifetime to retrieve it!

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• molten@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You been posting a lot of crab memes. You okay?

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  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He’s a bit crabby about something

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• Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  🦀🦀🦀

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• W3dd1e@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I read a book series where people worship crabs in the Cult of Carcinisation. They may have “been into something.

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• ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ok, then a stingray shows up, then what?

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  • jimmux@programming.dev ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve seen stingrays absolutely gorge themselves during a big crab moult. I think I’d rather be a ray.

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• sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  -cannibalism

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is that last one eating or being eaten by your young

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    • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Eating your young but tbh I made it the fuck up

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• ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just stay away from the jacuzzi

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• CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I bet if you blasted a crab with a strong enough beam of UV you could get it to sunburn eventually. Or at least suffer some equivalent injury

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• realitista@lemmus.org ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I will wait for evolution to take it’s course.

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