How will YOU choose
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Typhoon@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I know this is a shitpost, but this is a false dilemma
not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Both are fictional so i choose the fun one.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Doesn’t feel like a choice if I’m seeing the sign in fucking west virginia 🤮
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
🎶I’m on the high way to Hell!🎶
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ll have the chicken.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Nah I’m good, I let Jesus have Hell.
shneancy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
on one hand if you take the character of jesus as an individual with opinions he was very based
but on the other hand in the context of the bible - he is the incarnation-ish-thingy of the one who created and perpetuates a binary system of good and evil, and as a narcissistic judge, jury, and executioner to him being “good” includes in major part worshipping him and only him. which is not very based
so i pick hell out of spite
theneverfox@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
but on the other hand in the context of the bible - he is the incarnation-ish-thingy of the one who created and perpetuates a binary system of good and evil, and as a narcissistic judge, jury, and executioner to him being “good” includes in major part worshipping him and only him. which is not very based
The Bible hits very different without commentary. Jesus is even more relevant, and more based, when you read it assuming he wasn’t magic
Like when he hid wine in water barrels to keep the party going. Or when he convinced everyone to pool their lunches together to feed everyone. Or when his friend pretended to die and he facepalmed and was like “no he didn’t… Go get the idiot out”
Dicska@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hell. I will need it tomorrow when I wake up after 4 hours of sleep.
atro_city@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
Neither
sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
worship me or burn
just to say, I was close with a person who happened to be an antioch orthodox bishop who explained that their faith goes only on what jesus said before people took over and made a bunch of stuff up.
he explained I didnt have to believe, there is no hell, jesus loves me and when I die ill know jesus and be with my deceased loved ones in heaven no matter what I do.
so I was like: cool
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is what I can get behind. Why would a God being care if we worshipped him or not? If anything, as long as you’re a good person and try to do good, I believe they’d be like, “Cool, come on in.” I’d like to believe thar folks who are just evil and hurt others would just die. There’d be nothing after for them except emptiness and lack of all feelings.
I’m an Atheist, but feel I have a better chance to sit and talk with “God” and get into the kingdom than someone who is a Christian and spews hate.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
I feel like given the absence of absolute morality, god/gatekeeper would be like “hey, you did what you felt was right. Come on in” and we end up with all manner of messed up assholes and it turns out “heaven” is actually Norse Valhalla and everyone is at each others throats.