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Fucking idiots

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Submitted ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I love this one XD

    Another joke I like to tell in the same vein is

    “I’d never vaccinate my kids, that’s dangerous and irresponsible… I’ll leave it to someone with proper training, like a doctor or nurse”

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  • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ugh. I fought stages so hard in kerbal, that everyone I showed my rockets to recoiled in disgust. It’s not my fault, guys! I have a pathological repulsion of ‘wasting’ items!

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    • vithigar@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Does the extra fuel you used hauling around your entire launch vehicle not count as waste?

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      • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Don’t… don’t make me cry, man. Not this late at night.

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    • pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      SSTOs are viable in KSP

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      • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yes, but I don’t think I’ve ever gotten past the 90 research cost mark, so I was always a little gimped in my approaches. One day I’ll buckle down and really get into it. I’ll need to find that research mod that makes it not so painful though.

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    • Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ok, did you ever feel regret when realizing how many items you wasted going for that approach? Just use a reusable booster stage.

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      • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Well, see, that’s the thing! I put enough parachutes on, AND made sure I could hit the atmo enough to slowly drag my velocity down to an entry arc, AND had enough fuel to keep my velocity low enough at that point, that I never lost any parts, landed them all and recovered!

        I was a horrible designer.

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  • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And the earth is flat, nobody is going to carbonate all the oceans

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    • sbeak@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What? Why would someone turn the oceans into fizzy drinks? What if the fish don’t like fizzy drinks?

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      • rikudou@lemmings.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Me to the fish:

        1000010836

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      • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Idk us land fish seem to like fizzy drinks just fine.

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Since Jules Verne

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  • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Counterpoint: SSTOs

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    • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You call that counterpoint? Bach’s Mass in D minor. Now that’s counterpoint!

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    • eta@feddit.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Countercounterpoint: SSTOs don’t exist

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      • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        But a “moon landing” doesn’t exist either.

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    • Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Good luck running an atmosphere optimized engine in vacuum.

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      • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Aerospike?

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  • darvocet@infosec.pub ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is similar to the successful black man meme.

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