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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s weird how people can not spell tongue to save their lives, unless it’s to misspell it.

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  • Reverendender@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Like spelling Rogue. As in, not the makeup; the rebel.

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I frequently get mixed up between county and country. I’ll write one word and then I’ll just stare at it and not be able to work out if it’s the correct spelling or not.

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    • ChairmanMeow@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      County is the small, shorter word for the small area, country is the big, longer word for the big area.

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• grue@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Too coherent for !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz IMO. This is just a malapropism.

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    !malapropism@lemmy.ca

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• nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They meant “tongs”?

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    did they stutter?

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  • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No, they clearly mean “thongs”.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Please use thongs to pick pasties.

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeeep

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    • DivineDev@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Clearly they meant “togues”, there’s a pair of slippery fish to the side to pick up the pastries.

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Try tongue paste try

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Gimme the donut hole.

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• Lembot_0004@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In my culture this phrase sounds completely normal with a meaning “Don’t touch yourself, ask the personnel”.

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Scusi ?!?!?

    Wrong establishment

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh yes a happy endings bakery, the perfect start to the day.

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• Lauchmelder@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  they clearly meant thongs

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• cypherpunks@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Obviously this is a bakery for giraffes

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I watched this woman touch all over the fucking bagels the other day as she reached past the sign that said “use tissues” with plenty provided. I really wanted to scold her, but I feel an adult person who would do that isn’t going to listen anyway.

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Does a bakery near me and they have all of their tongs on little wires presumably so people don’t steal them, but the certain cubbies that you can’t actually reach because the wires are too short. So people do use their hands for those, but you just grab the ones you’re buying, and don’t touch everyone else’s.

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• InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Some people don’t pay there bills just lick there way thur doughnuts licky licky lick.

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  • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Licky licky lick

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• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How so? I only have one tongue.

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Borrow a friends

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