Mr. Wonka, your former lawyers have advised me to use you as a fall guy.
Good luck with that
Submitted 16 hours ago by ThunderLegend@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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ceenote@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Dadifer@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Um, technically no one died
Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
Exactly! You turn one girl into a blueberry and everyone loses their minds!
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I’ve always assumed that she survives but is horribly disfigured after having her skin stretched so much. Augustus is the one who I think may have died.
Korne127@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Um, technically no one died, your Honor.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 hours ago
Not to mention the property taxes and operating costs of the factory. Fucker is huge, and things like giant fans, chocolate rivers, wonkavision R&D and equipment, and WonkaVaters, and…
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Is that why Wonka got into edibles now? Gotta make that legal weed money
sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 hours ago
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
vpn yo
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
It’s okay, you can’t charge an uncle and grand nephew
Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I have the worst fucking lawyers
WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
That’s just science
ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 hours ago
Reminds me of that episode of squidbillies
MurphysPaw@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
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davidagain@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Thank you
Benchamoneh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
Thank you fellow Brit