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The #1 trick they don't want you to know

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Godric@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Genrawir@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fun fact: Through a process of convergent evolution called carcinisation, crustaceans have evolved into crabs several times.

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    • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It is inevitable!

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    • Thranduil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You also have crabs become non crabs

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    • SchizoDenji@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s also a debated theory.

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      • Genrawir@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Is it really? I figured it was just another textbook example of convergent evolution, as that is where I learned about it. I know my comment should have said ‘evolved crab-like bodies’ instead, as they’d still be genetically distinct, and not taxonomically true crabs. Now I feel like I have to read up on what the exact nature of the debate is.

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  • digger@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why not Zoidberg?

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    • PatFussy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yet another unrealistic standard set for men

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah. Sure. Become a crab. IF YOU WANT TO BE AN ASSHOLE.

    Fucking crabs.

    Be better. Be a squid.

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    • SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, sure, as if I’d like to trash all my points I put in IQ.

      Become an octopus and keep all that XP

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        How dare you!

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  • Hyrulian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The best part of this meme is the shoddy watermark coverup job!

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Where?

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      • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Bottom right

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  • toasteecup@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sign me up, my new name shall be Leonardo di Pinci

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  • MonkderZweite@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Get eaten if you’re not careful or just have bad luck.

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  • mvirts@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The true meaning of carcinization, revealed

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  • spittingimage@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dammit I’m already EVOLVING AS HARD AS I CAN

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      FASTER!!! FASTER!!!

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      • Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I think there is a song?

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  • GreenMario@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    🦀

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  • cmhickman358@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Am crab, still have too many bills to pay and responsibilities to do.

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      🦀 Skill issue

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  • _number8_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    can normal animals in nature get fat? like a particularly lazy tiger or something

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    • skulblaka@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sure, provided the food is available and doesn't cost too many calories to obtain. The real problem lies in the fact that most fat animals get hunted by other, faster, hungrier carnivores. Sure you can get fat in nature but it's a hell of a feat to stay fat (and alive) in nature.

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    • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Bears get fat every year to prepare for hibernation.

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    • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If someone is feeding it.

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  • Coasting0942@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Having tasted freshly boiled crab, I’d be concerned about being caught by some land apes.

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    • PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Just don’t get caught.

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  • TubeTalkerX@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is how they recruit more Crab People

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  • Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Forgot the goal of all evolution

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  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’d walk side to side if I were a crab.

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  • cod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Time for crab

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  • mrbubblesort@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I dunno, the movie really sold me on becoming a lobster

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  • Spliffman1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But you also may become the main ingredient of a salad, or a “cake” or a soup…but it might be worth the risk

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  • jelly_jam@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    i shall be zoidberg!

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  • WhyFlip@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I feel like a Crabby Patty right now.

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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  • luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvfR3XLXPvw

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    • mrbubblesort@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I dunno, the movie really sold me on becoming a lobster

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