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Asking for a chocaholic friend

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Submitted ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Damn German chancellor Friedrich Merz keep saying we’re living beyond our means. I’m finally realizing what he means, we don’t have enough nobel laureates to justify our chocolate consumption

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    • Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I had a good day, we all had good days, until you mentioned that unbearable hypocrite.

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      • ywuduyu@piefed.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Dies he eat that much chocolate?

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  • zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    per capita wealth: 👋

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      See also: spending said wealth on public education.

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Correlation always equates to causation. Everyone know that.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Winning a Nobel prize causes one to consume enormous amounts of chocolate? Is that what the prize money pays for?

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    • atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The medal is actually made of chocolate. The rumor is if you steal and eat someone’s nobel prize you absorb their power.

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      • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The lesser known, higher educated cousin of the Highlander premise.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Affirmative.

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  • darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Greetings from Switzerland! First of all, I’d like to complain that the Swiss flag in the image is incorrect, the correct Swiss flag is a perfect square. Then I can attest that the diagram almost certainly shows the effect of causation.

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  • jankforlife@lemmy.ml ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Germanic speakers moment

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  • GandalftheBlack@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Doing my part by eating 100% cocoa solids every week

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Speaking of solids, how’s your poop?

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      • GandalftheBlack@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Perfectly healthy, thanks

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  • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or as my daffy kid calls it, “choglet”. Future Nobel contender, there.

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