per capita wealth: 👋
Asking for a chocaholic friend
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to science_memes@mander.xyz
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zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
See also: spending said wealth on public education.
merc@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I think you can combine the two. It’s basically places where anybody capable can easily become a grad student and have enough spending money as a grad student to buy chocolate whenever they want.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Correlation always equates to causation. Everyone know that.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Correlation correlates to causation, but doesn’t cause it.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nah.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Winning a Nobel prize causes one to consume enormous amounts of chocolate? Is that what the prize money pays for?
atomicorange@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The medal is actually made of chocolate. The rumor is if you steal and eat someone’s nobel prize you absorb their power.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
The lesser known, higher educated cousin of the Highlander premise.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Affirmative.
darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Greetings from Switzerland! First of all, I’d like to complain that the Swiss flag in the image is incorrect, the correct Swiss flag is a perfect square. Then I can attest that the diagram almost certainly shows the effect of causation.
jankforlife@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Doing my part by eating 100% cocoa solids every week
yakko@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Or as my daffy kid calls it, “choglet”. Future Nobel contender, there.
sevan@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
My kids used used to call it chokit. They have since learned to pronounce it correctly, but my wife and I have adopted chokit permanently.
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Niece playes Smash. Calls DK “Donkey Donk”. I corrected her for awhile, then I decided her way was really better.
1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Germanic speakers moment
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Damn German chancellor Friedrich Merz keep saying we’re living beyond our means. I’m finally realizing what he means, we don’t have enough nobel laureates to justify our chocolate consumption
Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
I had a good day, we all had good days, until you mentioned that unbearable hypocrite.
ywuduyu@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Dies he eat that much chocolate?