Asking for a chocaholic friend

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• PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Damn German chancellor Friedrich Merz keep saying we’re living beyond our means. I’m finally realizing what he means, we don’t have enough nobel laureates to justify our chocolate consumption

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  • Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I had a good day, we all had good days, until you mentioned that unbearable hypocrite.

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    • ywuduyu@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Dies he eat that much chocolate?

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• zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  per capita wealth: 👋

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    See also: spending said wealth on public education.

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    • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think you can combine the two. It’s basically places where anybody capable can easily become a grad student and have enough spending money as a grad student to buy chocolate whenever they want.

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• WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Correlation always equates to causation. Everyone know that.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Correlation correlates to causation, but doesn’t cause it.

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nah.

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• ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Winning a Nobel prize causes one to consume enormous amounts of chocolate? Is that what the prize money pays for?

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  • atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The medal is actually made of chocolate. The rumor is if you steal and eat someone’s nobel prize you absorb their power.

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    • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The lesser known, higher educated cousin of the Highlander premise.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Affirmative.

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• darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Greetings from Switzerland! First of all, I’d like to complain that the Swiss flag in the image is incorrect, the correct Swiss flag is a perfect square. Then I can attest that the diagram almost certainly shows the effect of causation.

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• jankforlife@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• GandalftheBlack@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Doing my part by eating 100% cocoa solids every week

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Speaking of solids, how’s your poop?

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    • GandalftheBlack@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Perfectly healthy, thanks

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• yakko@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Or as my daffy kid calls it, “choglet”. Future Nobel contender, there.

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  • sevan@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My kids used used to call it chokit. They have since learned to pronounce it correctly, but my wife and I have adopted chokit permanently.

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    • MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Niece playes Smash. Calls DK “Donkey Donk”. I corrected her for awhile, then I decided her way was really better.

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• 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Germanic speakers moment

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