Okay now what if I show you this image and tell you it's an actual conversation between me and my brother?

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• Godort@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Baths are fucking awesome though.

  The only 3 arguments I’ve ever heard otherwise are:

  • Baths are for girls and gays

  Already a nonstarter if I don’t care about fitting into your fragile idea of masculinity

  • You just can’t get clean sitting in a tub of dirty water

  You’re supposed to shower first, baths are about relaxation not cleanliness.

  • They’re a huge waste of water

  This is a fair and valid argument, but if you limit it to be a special treat once in a while, then it’s really not that bad

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  • TurtleTourParty@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not really an argument against baths, but most of the bathtubs I’ve had as an adult were too small for me to comfortably bathe in.

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    • Asetru@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That would only mean you should bathe more (in the sense of “amount of bath per bath”), not less.

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  • Godnroc@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That sounds more like the intended use of a hot tub.

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    • Godort@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, pretty much, but not quite as hot so you can sit in it longer, and it’s not a social activity which is nice if you fall on the introvert side of things.

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  • RebekahWSD@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Our household of three uses so little water we are almost always charged the minimum amount and that’s after my penchant for baths.

    I love baths. I love bubble bath.

    Cat also loves baths. Cat is dangerous. It adds to the ambiance of the bathing experience.

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  • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I always thought the idea was to shower after the bath. I don’t like them either way but that is a personal decision and I do not have any real arguments against them.

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  • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’re going to lose your mind once you discover hot tubs.

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• xia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In my family of origin, “bath” was somehow a general term that included taking a shower as one possible interpretation/implementation.

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Did you also say “I go to the bathroom” instead of “to the toilet”?

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    • devdoggy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I do. Absolutely. Saying that one has to go to a room always sounds better than saying that one, “has to use the toilet.”

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• Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When I was a kid my family had a book of classical art, in it was a series of paintings featuring nudes with titles like “sleeping bather on a rock” and for the longest time I thought bather (rhymes with gather) was some fancy pants art word for nude.

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I take off my clothes when I bathe so that checks out.

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• lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bro is a conversationer

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  • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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• abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Depending on his skill level, he might be a master bather

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  • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    but he was calling me a bather not the opposite

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• pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  as a person who owns a bathtub, showers are better

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• sepi@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ok?

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• TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  which is which ? is the author/narrator on stage left or stage right ?

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  • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah my brother is the one who said “bro is a bathist”

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• BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Extra points if he said it “bath-r” with a short a.

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  • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    well he gets the extra points

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