pick up that chapstick

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• rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I will have you know that my lips are moist and supple.

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  • SARGE@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    eats mint

    How can we be so sure? Someone’s gonna have to test it.

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    • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Send your wife

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• ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sorry my lips are so dry it’s because I was just motorboating your mum

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• Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is my cam on or smth

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• causepix@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  There are enzymes in your saliva that actually dry your lips further when you lick them

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh thanks, can I borrow yours?

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You ChapStick people are weird motherfuckers. Is it an oral fixation thing? Are they like little phalluses to you? It’s okay, if so. Just…what’s the fucking deal, guys? Why are you always smearing that shit all over your lips? Are you okay?

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Some people want their lips to actually stop being dry and skin cracking like in a desert.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I guess my slobber does a fine job of keeping these bad boys moist, because I’m told my lips are soft and I don’t slather goo on them.

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Feels good but I’m trying to quit. Down to one stick a season

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I forgive you and believe in you. You’ll get there.

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• WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Damn, you got me. I’ve only read up to “dry ass” before I’ve licked my ass

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• interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Off metro cop always regret giving me sass, they usually regret for the end of their lives.

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  • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Combine ICE playing dress up again smh

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• yagurlreese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  didn’t get me. I stay lubed up

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• agavaa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I would never lick my lips if they were dry, it would just make it worse.

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• trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That stuff is addictive. If you never use it you’ll only have set lips in winter, if you get used to it you’ll always have dry lips when you don’t use it

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• yakko@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You got me. Sonofabitch.

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The right meme at the wrong place can make all the difference in the world

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I just licked them when I saw this…

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• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Are…. Are you a wizard?

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