Is my cam on or smth
pick up that chapstick
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 3 weeks ago
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Sorry my lips are so dry it’s because I was just motorboating your mum
sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
causepix@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
There are enzymes in your saliva that actually dry your lips further when you lick them
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Off metro cop always regret giving me sass, they usually regret for the end of their lives.
kautau@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Combine ICE playing dress up again smh
yagurlreese@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
didn’t get me. I stay lubed up
agavaa@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I would never lick my lips if they were dry, it would just make it worse.
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That stuff is addictive. If you never use it you’ll only have set lips in winter, if you get used to it you’ll always have dry lips when you don’t use it
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You ChapStick people are weird motherfuckers. Is it an oral fixation thing? Are they like little phalluses to you? It’s okay, if so. Just…what’s the fucking deal, guys? Why are you always smearing that shit all over your lips? Are you okay?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Some people want their lips to actually stop being dry and skin cracking like in a desert.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I guess my slobber does a fine job of keeping these bad boys moist, because I’m told my lips are soft and I don’t slather goo on them.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Feels good but I’m trying to quit. Down to one stick a season
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I forgive you and believe in you. You’ll get there.
WereCat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Damn, you got me. I’ve only read up to “dry ass” before I’ve licked my ass
yakko@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
You got me. Sonofabitch.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The right meme at the wrong place can make all the difference in the world
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I just licked them when I saw this…
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Are…. Are you a wizard?
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I will have you know that my lips are moist and supple.
SARGE@startrek.website 3 weeks ago
eats mint
How can we be so sure? Someone’s gonna have to test it.
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Send your wife