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Anon learns about history

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Submitted ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Sv443@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • sudo@programming.dev ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you want a sample of how crazy Chinese history can get look at the Tai Ping rebellion:

    • Student fails Civil Servant Exam for the third time and has a mental breakdown
    • starts claiming he’s Jesus’ little brother who trained him to fight demons in his dreams
    • more dead than WWI
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    • Godort@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There was also that time a prison guard lost a prisoner during a transfer, and because the punishment for such a crime was death, he released all his prisoners, became their leader, and overthrew the monarchy.

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      • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        There’s a few examples throughout history where having an insane punishment for a crime has caused serious problems.

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      • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Please tell me there’s a movie about that.

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    • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You doubt Jesus Hong Christ?

      That’s it, Wing King Shi Dakai Lord of Five Thousand Years is going to escort you out of the Heavenly Kingdom.

      Now you won’t ever get to eat grass with the Heavenly King.

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      • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Pfft, imagine believing Jesus was in Nanjing. He clearly traveled through Siberia to rural Japan where he changed his name to Torai Tora Daitenku, all thanks to his Japanese brother Isukiri who went to Jerusalem to replace Jesus on the cross.

        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirisuto_no_Haka

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  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There’s a period of time where the population of China legitimately moved in a sawtooth pattern, as they had a massive war every few generations and wiped out a chunk of their population.

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  • slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    …some hooligans and gadabouts were gaoled for overturning dustbins on Hampstead Heath…

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The Ancient Chinese were certainly good at recordkeeping, having a unified kingdom and being a lot of people.

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