moonshine

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• GoTime@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The more intelligent ya get, the more stupider ya want to be.

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  • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Me staring at a rock: living the dream, man, living the dream.

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    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Rock stares back: huh?

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Man that would be the life eh

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  • MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Have you seen the state of the world lately?!?

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• Lembot_0004@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Their life isn’t sugar, so some booze is mandatory to come through this monkey business.

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• Kellenved@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I mean, if my entire life was grazing through the bush I’d want a mild buzz on too

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  • jaennaet@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I dunno, I feel like I’m way more inclined to reach for the whisky in this technofascist dystopian hell-prison than I’d be if my entire life was grazing through the bush.

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    • Kellenved@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I said mild buzz, that’s not gonna cut it for our reality unfortunately

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• ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is it surprising though? Natural fruit doesn’t have the same shelf life as modern farmed fruit, so it’ll start fermenting in just a few days - add in alcohol having a lot of calories, and so the chimpanzees naturally won’t skip out on it either.

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• PugJesus@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Monkeyshines

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• Damage@feddit.it ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  But are they paying their taxes on that alcohol?

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• Hikermick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So there’s evolutionary reasoning for the way I am?

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Boozy Fruit

  I was in a Jimmy Buffet cover band by that name

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• SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Honestly better than modern society.

  I think I’d rather live for 20-30 fulfilling years than 50-70 of mostly slavery where I exchange 5/7ths of life overworking myself.

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  • TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    the thing is, there’s nothing stopping you from making that a reality

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    • SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      What wild land am i allowed to go live on?

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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Not only chimpances, there are also other animals which like to get drunk with fermented fruits, or high with certain toxines, like Lemures with toxic centipedes, giving a doble use with the toxine, using in their fur to protect against parasites, but after this also to lick it to get high.

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• Archangel1313@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fuckin’ lightweights.

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