Don't get mad, get even

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  You overplayed it. You should have taken the plastic wheel bearing thing underneath the glass.

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• GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Woah.

  Hey, like, that’s not “we’re just having fun joke haha” stuff.

  That’s enemy for life shit.

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Could have taken the plastic circle with the small wheels instead …

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    • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      This guy gets it.

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  • JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d forgive if it were returned. It’s one of those ‘you’re my enemy until that plate gets put back in my microwave’ type-shit for me.

    Return-the-slab-type shit.

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s one of those act like you don’t notice, then put mens nair in their conditioner bottle so they don’t understand why they are slowly losing all their hair. /s

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Every time this joke is posted, it gets funnier

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• don@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Huh. Replacement microwave turntable, 21 bucks with free overnight shipping? Guess I’m trying out that new Vietnamese joint tonight.” (whistles merrily)

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• Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I once worked at a store that had a microwave that didn’t have a turntable. It wasn’t even the oldest piece of electronic equipment in the place.

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  • LifeOfChance@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Thats actually still a thing in the modern age. My friends have one like that. They got theirs new last year. Its also massive.

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    • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Was it any cheaper than a regular one?

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A new one costs like 6 blocks.

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