Funerary Engineering

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  a periscope.

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You want it to be a pull down trigger not a push up one. Because of the bloating

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• Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Saddam Hussain

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• Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  saddam hussein

  how many of these do you have???

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gotta save some for next year, obviously.

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• don@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Oh shit, they’re still alive!”

  (digs up safety coffin)

  “Oh shit, we were really wrong! 🤮

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t do this. Use the KISS approach. Shoot the body before burrying.

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I ATEN’T DEAD

  That’s why we have a “wake”, to see if the person wakes up.

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• Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s where the phrase “saved by the bell” comes from isn’t it? Because they used to do this with a bell attached to a rope that the person could ring.

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  • abcdqfr@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I thought it was when you’re getting your shit rocked in the boxing ring and the bell saves you from being pummeled into [T.]K.O.

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• emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “I’m not dead yet.”

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  • AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t want to go on the cart!

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• floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What’s wrong with a button? What’s this rube goldberg shit

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