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The Balance of Terror

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Fortatech@gregtech.eu ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I cast: testicular torsion!

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    • PlainSimpleGarak@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fwd>fwd>fwd>fwd>fwd>fwd>fwd

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  • BetaDoggo_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wrong, that would be the dental hygienist. Dentists rarely perform standard cleanings as pictured.

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    • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      WRONG. Who tf does that

      Well I had a deep cleaning like this recently due to many years of poor hygiene and it was performed by the dentist.

      I have to go back in 3 months to see the hygienist.

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    • TherapyGary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Screenshot_20220328-225715_Slide_1

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    • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Who says he’s cleaning though? It just says he’s about to “start on her teeth”, this could be an operation or an investigation into a complaint or anything else that a dentist would do.

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    • Knossos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      My dentist does it. I think it is fairly common to be done by a dentist in Germany.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      If their hand slips when using the polishing thingy and hit your gums, it can definitely hurt through no fault of your own.

      Protip: Never go to Western Dental.

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    • three@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      UHM acktually

      lmfao

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Just masturbate. You don’t have to spam C/shitposting

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  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Dentist: Well thankfully I’m a woman in a male dominated profession.

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      lightly holds the bean with her fingernails…

      can any clitoris owning human tell me if that would hurt or be like no big deal?

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      • python@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Should be mostly fine, I’d say. The Glans clitoridis is anatomically analogous to the Glans Penis, so I’d guess it would be around the same sensitivity (could anyone who has both chime in on how they compare?)
        There’s definitely a lot of individual variability though, some people are hypersensitive and some people don’t feel as much or are used to it (as in, you can’t really move your clitoris out of the way if your clothing or activity is chafing it, so kinda just ignoring it is the only option sometimes)

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      A harder reach but a patient could still grab the outer lips

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  • huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You usually gotta pay extra for that kind of thing

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  • Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I do the same thing but at the barber shop while he’s cutting my hair

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      THIS is why I avoid female dentists and barbers. There is nothing to grab hold of

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  • InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This reminds me, I need to find a new dentist.

    The current one seems to be a big fan of Steve Martin in Little Shop of Horrors. I literally have PTSD from my last 2 visits, the pain was so bad. And I seemingly have a very high pain tolerance level, or so I’m told, which ought to tell you something.

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  • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    King of forwards

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Jack Beauregard did it better.
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=80uhW_EJ0YE&t=1m27s

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  • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Dentistry is a productive Gom Jabbar. 😅

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  • omniman@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    if she hot she can eat my balls , deepfry preferred

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