I really hope conspiracy theorists start looking at the forbidden sky orb, maybe through telescopes for better detail.
Get woke
Submitted 9 months ago by Redout@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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tomi000@lemmy.world 9 months ago
DJKayDawg@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I met one who did. He called it ‘sungazing’ and was certain that the practice charged him with positive healing energy. He figured it was safe because he did it near sunrise and sunset. He was trying to look a little longer each time and build his endurance and get more sun energy. I haven’t seen him in a few years so I can’t update on outcomes.
YouTube is one hell of a drug. I hope he has moved onto less harmful beliefs.
battleshack@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
I used to immerse myself in the depths of the burning eye in the sky all the time as a kid. Stared for minutes on end. May have some permanent eye damage, but I also used to press fingers into my eyeballs at night to see the blobiverse, and gazed into the perfect red of my laser pointers. I was a dumb kid. Still am at 35. Though my hearing is perfect.
Lt_Cdr_Data@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
Same. My parents told me not to look straight into the sun, i saw it as a challenge.
penguinsAreRapists@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Haha I also enjoyed staring into blobiverse. Oi also loved the smell of car exhaust
curiousaur@reddthat.com 9 months ago
The phrase eye contact implies it’s an eye.
thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com 9 months ago
Do you seriously believe it isn’t? Time to wake up.
moipe@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I do question that. In fact, I asked the orb what the deal was. The orb said [apply sun burn to face and arms] and that was the end of the discussion. I find him to be firm but fair and when I step out of line he says [apply sun burn to top of feet].
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Your feet don’t burn as much because they’re further away from the sun
Furbag@lemmy.world 9 months ago
This is so true. I once decided to patriotically defy the government and stare at the sky orb, and then the government stole my sight to prevent me from seeing the truth. WAKE UP PEOPLE!
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
There’s a stove top surface in the kitchen that you are not allowed to make direct contact with and you don’t question that?
sentinelthesalty@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You are not allowed to look at it if you aren’t worthy. Unlike you all me, the chosen champion of Ra, is allowed to gaze upon its magnificent form without any repercussions. And it has enlightened me, it has elevated my consiousness and temporarily experince a higher plane of existance, during what you lesser folk call “Sun stroke induced hallucinations”.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Oh no, I question that all the time. The government should not be stopping me from staring at the sky orb! First amendment and second amendment rules!
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I heard YouTube banned videos showing that if you look at the orb through a magnifying glass you can see things the government don’t want you to see. If they’re banning videos about it they must be really scared of people finding out the truth
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
I have so little faith in the average user nowadays that I am slightly anxious that someone will take you at face value and do it
rtxn@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Do not believe the controversy spread by Big Tech! Instead, ask why they’re trying to distract us from the moon! What are they hiding?
grabyourmotherskeys@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Pretty sure the first amendment just prevents the government from looking at the sky orb.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
STOP VIOLATING MY RIGHTS! TRUMP 2023!
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You best not be talking shit about my boy Sol.
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 9 months ago
This type of stuff always reminds me of “Welcome to Nightvale”.
obinice@lemmy.world 9 months ago
As children, we all questioned it and we’re curious about it, then we learned what it was and the reasons it was dangerous to look at it, and went on with our lives.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Pretty sure you meant were, not we’re, but this is the rare autocorrect success, as it makes sense both ways.
ehrenschwan@feddit.de 9 months ago
I was just recently thinking about some planet from Star Trek where there are certain limitations, like the day being too hot for humans but the night being ok. And than I recognized exactly this fact.
luthis@lemmy.nz 9 months ago
I literally had a nightmare about this, I posted it in the dreams community:
paddirn@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You’re allowed to make eye contact with it if you want to, nobody will stop you.
Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 9 months ago
Yep.
IIRC: An early (pre-telescope) astronomer did for tens of minutes at a time to document sun spots, but it took weeks for his site to return and it was likely permanently damaged because of it.
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Sheesh, and all he had to do was invent cameras to spare his eyes. For shame.
misterundercoat@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Look into the orb long enough, and the orb will graciously unburden you from sight, because you have done all the seeing. Very efficient.
quinkin@lemmy.world 9 months ago
At least once.
redballooon@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Science tells you otherwise though! coincidence?